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Lonely Lennon
NY Post/Page Six ^
| 12/28/2005
| Paula Froelich and Chris Wilson
Posted on 12/29/2005 9:33:27 AM PST by lainie

December 28, 2005 -- Sean Lennon is determined to kick off the New Year with a new girlfriend - and he's asking PAGE SIX to help him find one. "Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45," John Lennon's singer/songwriter son, 30, told us. "They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. They must not have any clinical, psychological disorders . . . and a kind heart. Clearly beautiful - but beauty on the inside is more important - but no deformities, third legs, fifth nipples . . . I'm completely alone and I'm completely miserable. So please send your request to [PAGE SIX]."
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TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Society
KEYWORDS: lennon; lonelyhearts; sean
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To: lainie
Any girl who is interested must simply be born female The fact that he has to make this distinction makes me realize just how bad some of his dates must have gone.
Good luck Sean.
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posted on
12/29/2005 12:50:50 PM PST
by
HairOfTheDog
(Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/ 1,000 knives and counting!)
To: Tijeras_Slim
Rachel Corrie....burning Lennons personal ad in hell.
42
posted on
12/29/2005 12:51:28 PM PST
by
Feiny
(Life is sexually transmitted.)
To: retrokitten
But then I guess I would have to do something about my 5th nipple. Is that you?
To: DeFault User
My hair is a little longer.
44
posted on
12/29/2005 12:53:26 PM PST
by
retrokitten
(www.retrosrants.blogspot.com)
To: Tijeras_Slim
LOL, you can tell from a name? Wow, you've got talent!
To: lainie
"they think he's sweet, some because they think he's cute..."
More likely, with a name/ancestry of Lennon, they think he is RICH. Very RICH!
46
posted on
12/29/2005 12:56:30 PM PST
by
Tahoe3002
(Death to Terrorists!!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Rachel Corrie was the chick run over while protesting against Israel.
47
posted on
12/29/2005 12:56:35 PM PST
by
Feiny
(Life is sexually transmitted.)
To: lainie
Sean talks like a total flaming homo...so I am shocked to see he is looking for a woman who was "simply born a female", he is talentless to the nth degree. I remember about 8 years ago MTV gave him a shot with his grunge/alternative band and boy oh boy was it total shit!
He is as liberal as they come and loaded...I do not understand the meaning of this need for a personal ad in the NY Post with this other than to draw attention to himself because he really has nothing to offer other than his Dad's last name, a psychotic mother, and oh yeah..LOTS OF CASH.
48
posted on
12/29/2005 12:58:06 PM PST
by
My Favorite Headache
("Scientology is dangerous stuff,it's like forming a religion based around Johnny Quest and Haji.")
To: feinswinesuksass
OH, oops, blonde moment # 5,875,902 strikes.
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Even brunettes and redheads can't always keep up with the wit of Slim....
50
posted on
12/29/2005 1:00:32 PM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
("We're a meat-based society.")
To: Dashing Dasher
51
posted on
12/29/2005 1:01:36 PM PST
by
Feiny
(Life is sexually transmitted.)
To: feinswinesuksass
MINE!
52
posted on
12/29/2005 1:02:28 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Night formation is really an endless series of near misses in equilibrium with each other.)
To: lainie; Millee
I'm completely alone and I'm completely miserable.If he thinks he's miserable now, wait until he's in a - what do they call it? - oh, yeah, relationship.
53
posted on
12/29/2005 1:05:04 PM PST
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: feinswinesuksass
54
posted on
12/29/2005 1:05:57 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Night formation is really an endless series of near misses in equilibrium with each other.)
To: Dashing Dasher
I guess you don't mind sloppy seconds....
55
posted on
12/29/2005 1:06:15 PM PST
by
Feiny
(Life is sexually transmitted.)
To: feinswinesuksass
At least he won't remember!
56
posted on
12/29/2005 1:07:06 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Night formation is really an endless series of near misses in equilibrium with each other.)
To: feinswinesuksass; Dashing Dasher
Or three hundred fifty-seconds.
57
posted on
12/29/2005 1:08:17 PM PST
by
Mike Bates
(Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
I bow to your superior wit. I am not worthy.
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Well I can't get by on my looks. :)
59
posted on
12/29/2005 1:11:28 PM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
("We're a meat-based society.")
To: Mike Bates
Is that all you've got?
350 seconds? (divded by 60 equals)
5 minutes and change?
.
60
posted on
12/29/2005 1:12:00 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Night formation is really an endless series of near misses in equilibrium with each other.)
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