The Great King Kong Question Still Unanswered!

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[faq]

I've always wondered why he never runs out of barrels to roll down at Mario!

[ToddBush]

Further, why was Kong one of a kind ?

He was a Massachusetts Repulican.

[dinasour]

And I want to know why Cinderella's glass slipper didn't change back to a gourd at midnight, like everything else.

[CougarGA7]

LOL! Believe me I know that. I have a 5 year old daughter.

I would have liked to see them tackle this problem for once though. How to you move a 20 ton unconscience monkey? (Ok. Ape)

[ToddBush]

Why do people still have butt hair?

[CougarGA7]

Why do people still have butt hair?

That question I dont want to know the answer to.

[BTHOtu]

Any reply with Chuck Norris automatically gets my vote for Post of the Day.

[Smokin' Joe]

Why do people still have butt hair?

To filter out the farticles.

[Hatteras]

Lilliputians. Lots of tiny Lilliputians.

[YouPosting2Me]

Another question:

How did the air-force get a 'weapons free' zone in downtown New York?

The big fella was stuck at the top and they could have waited him out.

[Muleteam1]

As we all know, the aliens who survived the Roswell crash were moved to Ft. Worth where they had numerous children who retained an innate knowledge of how their ancestors built the Great Pyramid. Using this knowledge, the children returned to Area 51, picked up their parent's space ship, which the Army had repaired, and assisted Hollywood get the big hairy guy on board the ship. Getting him out of the ship's hold was the really scary part.

Muleteam1

[End Times Sentinel]

It's been a VERY slow week here at the office, boss is out all week.  You've been warned.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[HitmanLV]

In the Toho film 'King Kong vs Godilla,' they put Kong on a raft and towed him behind their ship back to Japan. I suspect in both the original version of Kong and the new one, they built a large raft under and around Kong, and towed the raft off the island and across the ocean back to civiliztion.

Now why didn't Kong get up from his slumber in what was sure to be a several day trip, I can't say. :-)

[pcottraux]

Further, why was Kong one of a kind ?

If you look carefully, when Kong is walking towards his cave/lair, you'll notice there is a giant gorilla boneyard surrounding him. Clearly Kong is the last of his species, although what happened to the rest of the Kongs is uncertain.

[ToddBush]

Were those the same aliens that attacked the Empire State Building and White House in Independence Day?

If so, then do you think they are illegals? And if so, do you think they qualify for in-state tuition in Iowa?

[CougarGA7]

Ah! Now it all makes sense.

[pcottraux]

I don't have any kids but I like to think my mind is childish enough to notice these things.

[ToddBush]

although what happened to the rest of the Kongs is uncertain.

Did you see how big they were? That's a LOT of gooooooood eatin'.

[CougarGA7]

When you have children one of the things you find yourself saying when Bambi's mother gets killed is, "These are not actual pictures. Bambi's mom is just an actress and she got up after the scene and had espresso and oats in her tailer."

The other thing you find yourself saying is "Get off the cat!"

[The Electrician]

Maybe they wanted to sucker the audience into shelling out another ten bucks to see Gulliver's Travels for the answer to that question...