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Vanity - More Hilarious Conservatism from Dean Koontz
ONTG | 12/26/2006 | Onelifetogive

Posted on 12/26/2005 7:30:42 AM PST by Onelifetogive

In Dean Koontz's latest book "Forever Odd", he again skewers leftists in a most hilarious way. This one requires a little more setup than his previous one-liners.

Dean first describes the change of the local high school's mascots from the Braves to the Gila Monsters, because Braves "was deemed an insult to local Indian tribes, though none of the Indians ever complained."

Later he described a brutal murderer being convicted for only manslaughter because "he expressed remorse. And self-loathing. He wept. He offered no defense except emotional immaturity. More than once, sitting at the defendant's table, he prayed."

Then he tied the two situations together with this great line:

"If that particular jury could be reconstituted and polled, no doubt it would unanimously support the change from Braves to Gila Monsters."


TOPICS: Books/Literature
KEYWORDS: bookreview; conservatism; dean; deankoontz; foreverodd; koontz

1 posted on 12/26/2005 7:30:43 AM PST by Onelifetogive
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To: Onelifetogive

He's one of my favorite authors.

Is this another Odd Thomas book? What I would really like to see is another Watchers.


2 posted on 12/26/2005 7:40:52 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: Onelifetogive

No one can be so funny or at the same time sad as a liberal.

They are so full of themselves,selfish and just plane dumb that it makes you wonder how any of them can survive in the everyday world.


3 posted on 12/26/2005 7:44:25 AM PST by Duke Wayne
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To: Michael Goldsberry
Is this another Odd Thomas book?

Yes. Picks up where Odd Thomas ends.

4 posted on 12/26/2005 7:48:47 AM PST by Onelifetogive (* Sarcasm tag ALWAYS required. For some FReepers, sarcasm can NEVER be obvious enough.)
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To: Onelifetogive

Cool.

I can't wait to get it. I just finished reading another book last night and I'm all set for this one.


5 posted on 12/26/2005 7:52:08 AM PST by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: Onelifetogive
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Koontz. One of my faborite authors.
6 posted on 12/26/2005 8:41:50 AM PST by Old Seadog (Inside every old person is a young person saying "WTF happened?".)
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Forever Odd Forever Odd
by Dean Koontz


7 posted on 12/31/2005 3:11:06 AM PST by SunkenCiv ("In silence, and at night, the Conscience feels that life should soar to nobler ends than Power.")
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