There was a recent commercial where a dog owner brings the dog to the vet. The dog ate the cell phone. The vet wasn't worried. Neither was the owner until the question of going over the minutes is raised.
The dog owner puts on latex gloves and yells: "STAND BACK! I'M GOING IN!" as he is about to recapture the phone rectally.
Wonder if the girl is up for the challenge?
I've seen that commercial. :)