WAYS THINGS WOULD BE DIFFERENT IF SANTA WERE AMERICAN INDIAN

Native American humor ^ | 12/23/2005 | author unknown

[Redcitizen]

Christmas from a different point of view. The autohr is unknown and the date is unclear as well. I do not take credit for this material. But I will take cash or check! Bum da tish! Thank you very much, I'll be here all week.

Merry Keshmish! Ayyy!

[right right]

Wouldn't we all get tired of turquoise jewelry?

[pipecorp]

yeah, instead of coal in your stocking when you're bad , you'd get a buffalo chip.

[Redcitizen]

Who said anything about getting turquoise jewelry? This Santa would give out dead pawn tickets.

[Redcitizen]

The coal is a good gift.It's useable for the fireplace. Buffalo chips are definitely for bad people.

[colorcountry]

Yah ta Hey! (is that the correct spelling?)

Merry Christmas, Redcitizen.....I wish I was spending it in remote place, in a nice cozy sheepwagon.

In my dreams, I'd ride my horse on over, to spend time and share a bottle with you.

Liz

[pipecorp]

i can't resist....... and HOW.

[aft_lizard]

You can heat you home with Buffalo chips too, hmmm how about a bag of dirt?

[bigsigh]

tokens for the slot machine

[Redcitizen]

Hey! How are you. I hope you have a merry Christmas up there in Utah! Don't be a stranger. Write sometime.

As for me, I will be hanging out on the Rez myself.

Take Care.

[Redcitizen]

Dirt goes on the dirt floor of the hogan. What about an empty can of commodity food?

[aft_lizard]

I should call my grandma she always has interesting things to say about Indians, especially since she left the res in the 30's. How about a late government check?

[Redcitizen]

ooohhh! Good one. :)

[Redcitizen]

That would work. Santa could always leave a third notice utility bill too for the bad ones.

[baker_girl]

How about four vehicles that don't run to decorate the yard.

[Redcitizen]

And tires on the roof too. You're getting the idea.

[brushcop]

You guys are killin' me! ROTFL! Being raised in the Rio Grande Valley (Texas) and then in the Four Corners it seems like I was transported back in time--or is this the here and now??

[baker_girl]

[baker_girl]

Christmas would have to be around the first of the month as well.

[Redcitizen]

Haha! Now I'm ROTFL

Your gift would come in used wrapping or newspaper.

BTW, I actually made a "Rez" Hallmark gift bag out of a brown paper bag, cut a tree out of green construction paper and glued it on. Then I did the same for a snowman on the other side of the bag, and glued small pieces of coal on to the snow man for a mouth,nose and eyes. I stuck sticks on the side for hands. For handles, I stapled strings onto the sides. Crused newspaper replaced the tissue paper that you normally find in the bag.
So that was my Rez gift bag.