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Girlfriend Tries To Swallow Phone During Argument
The Indy Channel ^
| December 23, 2005
| AP
Posted on 12/23/2005 9:41:31 AM PST by Abathar
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Hope he knows how lucky he is...
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:41:32 AM PST
by
Abathar
To: Abathar
That'll shut her up......
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:44:10 AM PST
by
john drake
(roman military maxim: "oderint dum metuant, i.e., let them hate, as long as they fear")
To: Abathar
The woman's condition is not known. Not true. Insane is a condition, right?
On second thought, the fact that she can almost swallow a cell phone should make her extremely popular in Bill Clinton's America.
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:44:15 AM PST
by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: Abathar
there MUST be a wiretap joke in here, somewhere, somehow, LOL
To: Abathar
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:45:01 AM PST
by
Millee
(Merry Christmas Freepers!)
To: Abathar
there's been times in movie theatres where I'd love to force a phone down someone's yapper.
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:45:08 AM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Peace de Resistance! Viva la Paper towels!)
To: Abathar
Man, hope she is not on roam
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:45:38 AM PST
by
Thoeting
To: Abathar
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:45:41 AM PST
by
skaterboy
(Merry Merry Christmas Baby)
To: Abathar
Obgliatory "Can you hear me now?" comment.
To: Millee
Beat me to it by about 40 seconds lol
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:46:36 AM PST
by
skaterboy
(Merry Merry Christmas Baby)
To: Abathar
he found one that swallows....
......cell phones
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:46:58 AM PST
by
Vaquero
("An armed society is a polite society" R. A. Heinlein)
To: Abathar
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:48:56 AM PST
by
RouxStir
(Peaceful Muslim?.....The Ultimate Oxymoron.)
To: john drake
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:49:24 AM PST
by
Doomonyou
(FR doesn't suffer fools lightly.)
To: Vn_survivor_67-68
I was thinking of the joke about the monkey and the cue ball, what goes in must come out...
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:50:55 AM PST
by
Abathar
(Proudly catching hell for posting without reading since 2004)
To: Horatio Gates
So many jokes...
must contain urge to..... make innappropriate.... comments on FR......reaching breaking point!!!
Agggghhhhhhhh, can't hold it back.
File this under, "the thing that attracted him to her can also be used for evil."
To: Rakkasan1
That's easy. You take the phone, go down to an exit door and throw it out the exit door into the parking lot.
To: skaterboy
Great minds my friend....great minds....
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posted on
12/23/2005 9:56:03 AM PST
by
Millee
(Merry Christmas Freepers!)
To: Abathar
Progress is an amazing thing. Until the last few years, that headline would have made no sense whatsoever.
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posted on
12/23/2005 10:00:00 AM PST
by
RichInOC
("Oops, I've got someone on the other line...can you hold?")
To: Thoeting
Man, hope she is not on roam [SNAP] "I'm goin' in..."
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posted on
12/23/2005 10:03:01 AM PST
by
Snardius
(Some women want to walk hand in hand through the park; sing them a song; bite them on the spine...)
To: Abathar
I'll bet that voids the phone's warranty.
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posted on
12/23/2005 10:05:44 AM PST
by
PioneerDrive
(Don't fence me in.)
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