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Girlfriend Tries To Swallow Phone During Argument
The Indy Channel ^ | December 23, 2005 | AP

Posted on 12/23/2005 9:41:31 AM PST by Abathar

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Hope he knows how lucky he is...
1 posted on 12/23/2005 9:41:32 AM PST by Abathar
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To: Abathar

That'll shut her up......


2 posted on 12/23/2005 9:44:10 AM PST by john drake (roman military maxim: "oderint dum metuant, i.e., let them hate, as long as they fear")
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To: Abathar
The woman's condition is not known.

Not true. Insane is a condition, right?

On second thought, the fact that she can almost swallow a cell phone should make her extremely popular in Bill Clinton's America.

3 posted on 12/23/2005 9:44:15 AM PST by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: Abathar

there MUST be a wiretap joke in here, somewhere, somehow, LOL


4 posted on 12/23/2005 9:44:25 AM PST by Vn_survivor_67-68
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To: Abathar

"Can you hear me now?"


5 posted on 12/23/2005 9:45:01 AM PST by Millee (Merry Christmas Freepers!)
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To: Abathar

there's been times in movie theatres where I'd love to force a phone down someone's yapper.


6 posted on 12/23/2005 9:45:08 AM PST by Rakkasan1 (Peace de Resistance! Viva la Paper towels!)
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To: Abathar

Man, hope she is not on roam


7 posted on 12/23/2005 9:45:38 AM PST by Thoeting
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To: Abathar

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW


8 posted on 12/23/2005 9:45:41 AM PST by skaterboy (Merry Merry Christmas Baby)
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To: Abathar

Obgliatory "Can you hear me now?" comment.


9 posted on 12/23/2005 9:45:51 AM PST by RabidBartender
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To: Millee

Beat me to it by about 40 seconds lol


10 posted on 12/23/2005 9:46:36 AM PST by skaterboy (Merry Merry Christmas Baby)
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To: Abathar

he found one that swallows....

......cell phones


11 posted on 12/23/2005 9:46:58 AM PST by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" R. A. Heinlein)
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To: Abathar

Anyone tried calling?


12 posted on 12/23/2005 9:48:56 AM PST by RouxStir (Peaceful Muslim?.....The Ultimate Oxymoron.)
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To: john drake

for a minute!


13 posted on 12/23/2005 9:49:24 AM PST by Doomonyou (FR doesn't suffer fools lightly.)
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I was thinking of the joke about the monkey and the cue ball, what goes in must come out...
14 posted on 12/23/2005 9:50:55 AM PST by Abathar (Proudly catching hell for posting without reading since 2004)
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So many jokes...

must contain urge to..... make innappropriate.... comments on FR......reaching breaking point!!!


Agggghhhhhhhh, can't hold it back.


File this under, "the thing that attracted him to her can also be used for evil."


15 posted on 12/23/2005 9:52:58 AM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (I get paid to get in your business.)
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To: Rakkasan1

That's easy. You take the phone, go down to an exit door and throw it out the exit door into the parking lot.


16 posted on 12/23/2005 9:54:01 AM PST by wideawake
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To: skaterboy
Great minds my friend....great minds....
17 posted on 12/23/2005 9:56:03 AM PST by Millee (Merry Christmas Freepers!)
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To: Abathar

Progress is an amazing thing. Until the last few years, that headline would have made no sense whatsoever.


18 posted on 12/23/2005 10:00:00 AM PST by RichInOC ("Oops, I've got someone on the other line...can you hold?")
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Man, hope she is not on roam

[SNAP] "I'm goin' in..."

19 posted on 12/23/2005 10:03:01 AM PST by Snardius (Some women want to walk hand in hand through the park; sing them a song; bite them on the spine...)
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To: Abathar

I'll bet that voids the phone's warranty.


20 posted on 12/23/2005 10:05:44 AM PST by PioneerDrive (Don't fence me in.)
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