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Hope he knows how lucky he is...
1 posted on 12/23/2005 9:41:32 AM PST by Abathar
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To: Abathar

That'll shut her up......


2 posted on 12/23/2005 9:44:10 AM PST by john drake (roman military maxim: "oderint dum metuant, i.e., let them hate, as long as they fear")
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To: Abathar
The woman's condition is not known.

Not true. Insane is a condition, right?

On second thought, the fact that she can almost swallow a cell phone should make her extremely popular in Bill Clinton's America.

3 posted on 12/23/2005 9:44:15 AM PST by savedbygrace (SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
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To: Abathar

there MUST be a wiretap joke in here, somewhere, somehow, LOL


4 posted on 12/23/2005 9:44:25 AM PST by Vn_survivor_67-68
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To: Abathar

"Can you hear me now?"


5 posted on 12/23/2005 9:45:01 AM PST by Millee (Merry Christmas Freepers!)
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To: Abathar

there's been times in movie theatres where I'd love to force a phone down someone's yapper.


6 posted on 12/23/2005 9:45:08 AM PST by Rakkasan1 (Peace de Resistance! Viva la Paper towels!)
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To: Abathar

Man, hope she is not on roam


7 posted on 12/23/2005 9:45:38 AM PST by Thoeting
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To: Abathar

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW


8 posted on 12/23/2005 9:45:41 AM PST by skaterboy (Merry Merry Christmas Baby)
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Obgliatory "Can you hear me now?" comment.


9 posted on 12/23/2005 9:45:51 AM PST by RabidBartender
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To: Abathar

he found one that swallows....

......cell phones


11 posted on 12/23/2005 9:46:58 AM PST by Vaquero ("An armed society is a polite society" R. A. Heinlein)
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To: Abathar

Anyone tried calling?


12 posted on 12/23/2005 9:48:56 AM PST by RouxStir (Peaceful Muslim?.....The Ultimate Oxymoron.)
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So many jokes...

must contain urge to..... make innappropriate.... comments on FR......reaching breaking point!!!


Agggghhhhhhhh, can't hold it back.


File this under, "the thing that attracted him to her can also be used for evil."


15 posted on 12/23/2005 9:52:58 AM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (I get paid to get in your business.)
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To: Abathar

Progress is an amazing thing. Until the last few years, that headline would have made no sense whatsoever.


18 posted on 12/23/2005 10:00:00 AM PST by RichInOC ("Oops, I've got someone on the other line...can you hold?")
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To: Abathar

I'll bet that voids the phone's warranty.


20 posted on 12/23/2005 10:05:44 AM PST by PioneerDrive (Don't fence me in.)
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To: Abathar

Awww, so close to qualifying for the Darwin Award. Too bad.


21 posted on 12/23/2005 10:05:45 AM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Abathar

Thinking if phone was on vibrate.........Do we have a new marketing ploy here??


23 posted on 12/23/2005 10:09:23 AM PST by laceybrookesdad (A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short !)
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To: Abathar

Ever searched for a misplaced ringing cell phone? She will never again experience the frustration of searching for it.


24 posted on 12/23/2005 10:11:50 AM PST by EGPWS
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To: Abathar

She had to swallow her words?


25 posted on 12/23/2005 10:15:40 AM PST by Mr. Brightside
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"Hello?.....Oh, ok...I'll tell her.."

"Honey, your duodenum just called. It said to lay off the spicy burritos, it's causing all sorts of grief down there."


28 posted on 12/23/2005 10:23:09 AM PST by Sax
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The swallowing may have been the easy part.


29 posted on 12/23/2005 10:37:01 AM PST by tumblindice
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BLUE SPRINGS. . . .

Almost "BLUE LIPS."

30 posted on 12/23/2005 11:04:46 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Stuck on Stupid.)
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