Hope he knows how lucky he is...
1 posted on
12/23/2005 9:41:32 AM PST by
Abathar
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To: Abathar
That'll shut her up......
2 posted on
12/23/2005 9:44:10 AM PST by
john drake
(roman military maxim: "oderint dum metuant, i.e., let them hate, as long as they fear")
To: Abathar
The woman's condition is not known. Not true. Insane is a condition, right?
On second thought, the fact that she can almost swallow a cell phone should make her extremely popular in Bill Clinton's America.
3 posted on
12/23/2005 9:44:15 AM PST by
savedbygrace
(SECURE THE BORDERS FIRST (I'M YELLING ON PURPOSE))
To: Abathar
there MUST be a wiretap joke in here, somewhere, somehow, LOL
To: Abathar
5 posted on
12/23/2005 9:45:01 AM PST by
Millee
(Merry Christmas Freepers!)
To: Abathar
there's been times in movie theatres where I'd love to force a phone down someone's yapper.
6 posted on
12/23/2005 9:45:08 AM PST by
Rakkasan1
(Peace de Resistance! Viva la Paper towels!)
To: Abathar
Man, hope she is not on roam
7 posted on
12/23/2005 9:45:38 AM PST by
Thoeting
To: Abathar
8 posted on
12/23/2005 9:45:41 AM PST by
skaterboy
(Merry Merry Christmas Baby)
To: Abathar
Obgliatory "Can you hear me now?" comment.
To: Abathar
he found one that swallows....
......cell phones
11 posted on
12/23/2005 9:46:58 AM PST by
Vaquero
("An armed society is a polite society" R. A. Heinlein)
To: Abathar
12 posted on
12/23/2005 9:48:56 AM PST by
RouxStir
(Peaceful Muslim?.....The Ultimate Oxymoron.)
To: Horatio Gates
So many jokes...
must contain urge to..... make innappropriate.... comments on FR......reaching breaking point!!!
Agggghhhhhhhh, can't hold it back.
File this under, "the thing that attracted him to her can also be used for evil."
To: Abathar
Progress is an amazing thing. Until the last few years, that headline would have made no sense whatsoever.
18 posted on
12/23/2005 10:00:00 AM PST by
RichInOC
("Oops, I've got someone on the other line...can you hold?")
To: Abathar
I'll bet that voids the phone's warranty.
20 posted on
12/23/2005 10:05:44 AM PST by
PioneerDrive
(Don't fence me in.)
To: Abathar
Awww, so close to qualifying for the Darwin Award. Too bad.
21 posted on
12/23/2005 10:05:45 AM PST by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: Abathar
Thinking if phone was on vibrate.........Do we have a new marketing ploy here??
23 posted on
12/23/2005 10:09:23 AM PST by
laceybrookesdad
(A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short !)
To: Abathar
Ever searched for a misplaced ringing cell phone? She will never again experience the frustration of searching for it.
24 posted on
12/23/2005 10:11:50 AM PST by
EGPWS
To: Abathar
She had to swallow her words?
To: Abathar
"Hello?.....Oh, ok...I'll tell her.."
"Honey, your duodenum just called. It said to lay off the spicy burritos, it's causing all sorts of grief down there."
28 posted on
12/23/2005 10:23:09 AM PST by
Sax
To: Abathar
The swallowing may have been the easy part.
To: Abathar
BLUE SPRINGS. . . . Almost "BLUE LIPS."
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