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To my Democratic Friends, ... (VANITY - Cute email)
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Posted on 12/23/2005 4:26:10 AM PST by LIConFem

For My Democratic Friends:

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.

Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."



For My Republican Friends:

Here's wishing all of You a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!



TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: pc; vanity
Received this email this AM from a friend. Thought it was cute! ;o)
1 posted on 12/23/2005 4:26:13 AM PST by LIConFem
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To: LIConFem
This is a knee-slapper!...sent it to every one in my address book...
2 posted on 12/23/2005 5:17:15 AM PST by yer gonna put yer eye out (sayyy....this Al Qaida thing looks serious....)
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To: LIConFem
celebration of the winter solstice holiday

What a tremendous, callous, slap in the face to the millions of poor and minorities who live in the southern hemisphere, where it is the summer solstice. Forcing your seasons on others should be against the law. I see a law suit here.

3 posted on 12/23/2005 6:30:20 AM PST by SampleMan
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To: LIConFem

I don't have any Democrat friends. A man is judged by the company he keeps.


4 posted on 12/23/2005 8:29:10 AM PST by Noumenon (Activist judges - out of touch, out of tune, but not out of reach.)
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To: Noumenon
Oh, lighten up, Francis...
5 posted on 12/23/2005 8:31:03 AM PST by LIConFem (A fronte praecipitium, a tergo lupi.)
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