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Johnny Damon's Soul For Sale on e-Bay
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| 12-21-05
Posted on 12/21/2005 2:12:25 PM PST by My Favorite Headache
http://cgi.ebay.com/Johnny-Damon-Soul_W0QQitemZ5648873584QQcategoryZ2022QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
Once a huge piece to the puzzle in the Red Sox triumphant 2004 World Series Championship, this 32 year old leadoff hitter has decided to sell his soul to the highest bidder.
This package includes his wife (NY bidders please remember the Anna Benson Deal) Michelle. This Package is very marketable and loves the media. Winner will acquire very hard worker, with little league arm. Soul is defined as "the actuating cause of an individual life", in this case $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.
Please be advised when purchasing, honor is not available. THERE IS NO RETURN ON THIS SALE. this is not a legitimate auction
TOPICS: Sports
KEYWORDS: bostonredsox; jealousy; johnnydamon; masshole; newyorkyankees; scornedsoxfan
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To: My Favorite Headache
I smell a disgruntled Red Sox fan!
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:13:52 PM PST
by
rocksblues
(John McCain says adopt a terrorist today!)
To: My Favorite Headache
3
posted on
12/21/2005 2:14:16 PM PST
by
My2Cents
(Dead people voting is the closest the Democrats come to believing in eternal life.)
To: My Favorite Headache
Wondering what the final value fees will be for this seller.
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:16:09 PM PST
by
Watershed
To: My Favorite Headache
After George gets through with him, there may be some hair for sale on eBay too.
5
posted on
12/21/2005 2:16:28 PM PST
by
Cagey
(Some men are Baptists, others Catholics, my father was an Oldsmobile man.)
To: My Favorite Headache
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:16:46 PM PST
by
LouD
(e tu, Damon?)
To: My Favorite Headache
He has a 96.3% Positive Feedback Rating -- it might be a scam.
There are better ways to spend $99,999,999.00, IMHO.
Do I need a sarcasm tag?
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:16:55 PM PST
by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
To: My Favorite Headache
Hmmm. Red Sox fans are upset about this after they signed Damon, after he took a dive against them in the playoffs while playing for the A's. I guess they were hoping he had a sense of honor when it came to them.
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:17:05 PM PST
by
nickcarraway
(I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
To: My Favorite Headache
I though that he had already sold it when he went to Boston from Oakland. 8^)
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:17:35 PM PST
by
NC28203
To: My Favorite Headache
Anyone is better than Bernie Williams. Talk about a little league arm.
10
posted on
12/21/2005 2:17:43 PM PST
by
babydoll22
(If you stop growing as a person you live in your own private hell.)
To: My Favorite Headache
I tried to get on the MLB, Bosox message-board and my PC froze... a lot of them must be ready to jump off the Tobin Bridge.
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:17:50 PM PST
by
johnny7
(“Check out the big brain on Brett!”)
To: My Favorite Headache
bech - everyone knows baseball players sell their souls way before inking the first contract, this bid is just a time share deal.
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:17:59 PM PST
by
stacytec
(Nihilism, its whats for dinner)
To: My Favorite Headache
The guy's a good player who's been in Boston only 4 years. ....far from legendary status. It's not like it's Yaz or Teddy Ballgame signing with another club. Sox fans need to chill in a big way.
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:18:32 PM PST
by
Mr. Mojo
To: My Favorite Headache
So you don't like the Yankees, eh?. If you are from Massachusetts, and tolerate the filth you send to the United States Senate, shame on you. Johnny Damon did not kill a young lady and try to cover it up nor did he sell out his country over and over and over.
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:19:03 PM PST
by
wmileo
To: My Favorite Headache
Damon does have a chicken-wing for an arm... but so did Bernie.
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:19:46 PM PST
by
johnny7
(“Check out the big brain on Brett!”)
To: Mr. Mojo
They're sooooo gay when it comes to their players 'loyalty'.
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:23:07 PM PST
by
johnny7
(“Check out the big brain on Brett!”)
To: My Favorite Headache
What, he's not getting enough publicity so pulls this stunt?
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:23:35 PM PST
by
mtbopfuyn
(Legality does not dictate morality... Lavin)
To: johnny7
Yep, a bunch of Brokeback Mountain afficianados.
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:25:04 PM PST
by
Mr. Mojo
To: My Favorite Headache
Whats his wife look like?
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:29:06 PM PST
by
Xenophobic Alien
(Kerry lost. Please take that stupid bumper sticker off your car!)
To: wmileo
If Only I took that left turn at Albuquerque!
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posted on
12/21/2005 2:30:31 PM PST
by
Sociopathocracy
("Your stupidity amazes me, Klink")
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