[Lakeshark]

Unfortunately within the intended refutation was a tacit recognition of the truth concerning your beach:

but the ones up here don't drag on the beach while they walk

Too bad there is truth, and for that just partial truth, for only one of your three rebuttal statements..........

:-)

[catpuppy]

To the contrary, folks at the beach, unable to hide any flaws under layers of padded woolens ala Michiganders, tend to lay off the bratwurst and beer in order to maintain their pleasing appearances.