[catpuppy]

To the contrary, folks at the beach, unable to hide any flaws under layers of padded woolens ala Michiganders, tend to lay off the bratwurst and beer in order to maintain their pleasing appearances.

[Lakeshark]

I think the problem lies with the inability to see close up as retirees age.........

When you were young things like that could be hidden with a few extra drinks.