Posted on 12/20/2005 10:55:40 PM PST by Mo1
Doggie, that was great, thanks! They looked like they had a ball making that one.
That is the kind of fun you have on those ships.
You get the feeling you are absolutely immersed in the latest and greatest technology made as simple and idiot proof as possible, then you find something simply stupid that everybody grips onto.
Funny how that psyche works.
Brings back memories... (I did time on the Kitty Hawk)
p.s.
Can I share with you the funniest explanation of Islam yet?
http://www.fileitunder.com/2006/02/musical-message-for-danes-as-well-as.html
Well, there is one good use for it. It gives me an excuse to work at home for the day and drink blue thingies while I work. 
It started snowing when I was on the way in today. We have a cold front coming in later in the morning. The driving conditions are expected to be hazardous and the weather really bad. Of course, really bad here is like springtime in Michigan.
They bought the 3rd house
Apparently she hated the house they were living in and that was one of the reasons she moved out last year
one mortgage is for the lake property that has a lovely boat house and dock, a speed boat, a row bow and a jet ski thingy .. but no house to stay in because they don't have enough money to build one
second mortgage is for the townhouse they lived in so they could save money to build a house down on the lake .. but now need to sell because of
third mortgage for the house that looks like a lake house without the lake in the backyard
AND .. my MIL gets on my case because I bought a new video camera to take video's of my kids ...
Go figure .. LOL!
uPod! Music for your skivvies!
Buy it today!
It's a takeoff on iPod.
An mp3 player in your undies pretty much.
Only we thought up the thing having an LED display on the front and cell phone/pager capabilites.
(Silent ring on by default.)
We had light snow last night.
Saturday we're supposed to get slammed.
'morning. snow? yuck.
May they get to their destinations safely.
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends £5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," is the reply. "Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question. The girl replies, "I guess about 29." The woman replies, "Nope I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 50, but thank you."
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then, can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead." He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast...He gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay....How old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?'
The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"I promise I won't." she says.
"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
I wear a XXL...
:-)
We don't get concerned unless they forecast a foot or more, then the media usually trumpets some fool idea of death and dismemberment to all. Heck, it's only snow, not hurricanes or earthquakes, or uPods.
And yes, your winter is our March. Which is why we invented basketball and hockey........
Heh heh heh......
Shark cheats when it comes to snow, he's got a 'Lanche 4 wheel drive.
We're supposed to get 'Upwards of a foot of snow' in NY coming Saturday into Sunday.
AND .. my MIL gets on my case because I bought a new video camera to take video's of my kids ...
And the fueling of the new tech boom........such extravagance on your part........
:-)
I am choosing my victims as we speak.......hmmm......1. Wraiths 2. Snakeses 3. Caribou 4. Country Mariachi bands 5. Floriduh canals
Did I forget anyone?
Does it have a bullseye on the back?
Caribou, they hate it when you pull alongside and yank their tails.
And 'Lanches chasing them.
Did you know their is no poster named "caribou"?
Oh man.....I lied....there is a poster named Caribou......
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