Posted on 12/20/2005 10:55:40 PM PST by Mo1
Come on down. Bring money.
those three-eyed bloated fish with hair instead of scales are another matter ...
... if and when you can thaw out.
some never do ...
Yer all heart.
Good morning everyone. Nice day shaping up here.
What I Want in a Man
What I Want in a Man, Original List:(age 22)
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer thing
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves on most weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on
weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend
What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet.
sigh ...
Your pics are always appreciated, but as Resty says, if you don't feel up to it, just leave us a ping.....
Have a nice day.
Yes, the snow is awesome when it's here.
We especially love it when you can't find your house or car......
:-)
Are you going to send your voters here too?
Lol - I am in fine shape grannie - down to 1.
So at my age I can please all the wimmin ...
I just don't get you yankees. It ain't natural, I tell you. Of course, we southerners appreciate that some of you like it up yonder. It would really be a mess if ALL of you came down here.
You know I'm just funning ya. We love our pet yankees.
I love that list. I've passed that around from time ot time.
Don't feel too badly, Pup. I've never seen a man at any age that didn't miss the toilet.
Well I have gotten so cold for staying too long that my finger would cramp when thawing out, but than I always did stretch the envelope!
Yeah. I just rejected a lead for a job nawth of the Mason-Dixon line.
That was when Mich was out of commission for 3 days in 1964
I was 19 and playing the kids whom I was staying with!
I do have a lead in Delray Beach FL...
That's ok sweety....I'd take you at only 50%, and if your eyesights a little weak...that would only add points. ;)
Hmmmm...so that means between you and Pup someone lucky enough would have to stock up on bathroom cleaners. Sighhh...a woman's work is never done....;)
I have to run to the store.....bbs. Heh heh heh.....
(Yow-saaa)
Or you could teach them to Sit! Stay! Roll over!, etc...
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