[lowbridge]

Is NOOYAWK an American territory worthy of my consideration, or something?

Its the first seat of the Federal Government, before the founding Fathers moved it to DC. Its where the National Rifle Association is registered as a corporation. Its where The Wizard of Oz is playing right now as I write this.

There has never been the first damn thing that happened in NOOYAWK, that your average dumass redneck could not have predicted, has there, now!

Did the average, dumbass redneck predict that the North would win the war between the states? Didnt think so.

Scarecrow and Dorothy meets Tin Man.

We're off to see the Wizard........

[SWAMPSNIPER]

"Did the average, dumbass redneck predict that the North would win the war between the states? Didnt think so".

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Yeah, Yankee boy, you "won"! WHOOPIE!
Might don't mean "right"
All that said, and done, this old Redneck would rather see Dr. Condi as POTUS, than see Rudy, the best Yank you can find! Lord have mercy, if Rudy is the best you have, Lord, have mercy!

[stboz]

We're off to see the Wizard........

My version:

We're off to eat some gizzards,
We're eating gizzards because,
It's the only food we can afford,
While working for Santa Claus....

.Sounds really good after a couple of dry martinis.....