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Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy (Letterman)
CBS | Late Show Top Ten Archive: December 13, 2005 ^
| December 13, 2005
| CBS | Late Show with David Letterman
Posted on 12/15/2005 5:40:29 PM PST by DBeers
Top Ten Signs You're A Gay Cowboy
10. "Your saddle is Versace"
9. "Instead of 'Home On The Range', you sing 'It's Raining Men'"
8. "You enjoy ridin', ropin', and redecoratin'"
7. "Sold your livestock to buy tickets to 'Mamma Mia'"
6. "After watching reruns of 'Gunsmoke', you have to take a cold shower"
5. "Native Americans refer to you as 'Dances With Men'"
4. "You've been lassoed more times than most steers"
3. "You're wearing chaps, yet your 'ranch' is in Chelsea"
2. "Instead of a saloon you prefer a salon"
1. "You love riding, but you don't have a horse"
TOPICS: TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: homosexualagenda; humor; letterman
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To: Dashing Dasher
Oh geez! I just figured it out! LOL!!!! NEVER MIND!!!
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:23:28 PM PST
by
Ladysmith
((NRA, SAS) Prepare for Override! Support Zien's PPA/CCW bill in Wisconsin.)
To: Ladysmith
I had to show it to you in Rainbow - to keep with the theme!
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:24:46 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: Dashing Dasher
ROTFLMAO!!
63
posted on
12/15/2005 6:26:02 PM PST
by
Ladysmith
((NRA, SAS) Prepare for Override! Support Zien's PPA/CCW bill in Wisconsin.)
To: LoudRepublicangirl
I just knew someone was going to mention John Wayne.
Try this, almost Every Cowboy movie John Wayne ever made sounds like gay Porn.
The Big Trail
Rough Romance
Born Reckless
Men Without Women
Maker of Men
Range Feud
Ride Him, Cowboy
Two-Fisted Law
Texas Cyclone
The Star Packer
Randy Rides Alone
The Man from Utah
Blue Steel
West of the Divide
The Lucky Texan
Sagebrush Trail
Riders of Destiny
The Man From Monterey
Winds of the Wasteland
The Lonely Trail
King of the Pecos
The Lawless Nineties
The Oregon Trail
Lawless Range
The New Frontier
Westward Ho
Paradise Canyon
The Desert Trail
Rainbow Valley
The Dawn Rider
Texas Terror
'Neath the Arizona Skies
The Lawless Frontier
The Trail Beyond
Wyoming Outlaw
Three Texas Steers
The Night Riders
Stagecoach
Red River Range
Santa Fe Stampede
Overland Stage Raiders
Pals of the Saddle
Born to the West
I could go on all night....
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posted on
12/15/2005 6:26:41 PM PST
by
usmcobra
(30 years since I first celebrated The Marine Corps Birthday as a Marine)
To: libertyman
When someone yells "Saddle up!" you drop your pants. Sorry. Wasn't funny. I'm laughing!
65
posted on
12/15/2005 6:31:07 PM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
("I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamus will do!")
To: JRochelle; Ladysmith
66
posted on
12/15/2005 6:34:29 PM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
("I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamus will do!")
To: Prime Choice; DBeers
Actually, her implants are titanium with neutronium core, supported by a bazongatron particle matrix. Go
here and look for "Mr. Silverback" for a full explanation.
67
posted on
12/15/2005 6:39:01 PM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
("I want a hippopotamus for Christmas...only a hippopotamus will do!")
To: wvobiwan
they look like 47's to me, budda boom....
68
posted on
12/15/2005 6:44:37 PM PST
by
AmericanDave
(Woe is the Income Tax......)
To: Mr. Silverback
Flatulent Sith Apprentice #6. Darth Beano, I presume?
69
posted on
12/15/2005 6:47:52 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: Prime Choice
Darth Beano, I presume? Let's just say that by the time I was done they knew the power of the Dark Side!
70
posted on
12/15/2005 7:10:47 PM PST
by
Mr. Silverback
(And by the way, why do you think Dart wears that respirator...)
To: DBeers
71
posted on
12/15/2005 7:12:59 PM PST
by
george76
(Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)
To: Hank Rearden
72
posted on
12/15/2005 7:17:06 PM PST
by
Mojave
To: Michael Goldsberry
Gay Cowboy There's no such thing.Hey, that's my line!
73
posted on
12/15/2005 7:32:46 PM PST
by
apackof2
(You can stand me up at the gates of hell, I'll stand my ground and I won’t back down)
To: Dashing Dasher
You said you like my chaps!
To: DBeers
75
posted on
12/15/2005 9:02:30 PM PST
by
Rakkasan1
(Peace de Resistance! Viva la Paper towels!)
To: DBeers
HEATH LECHER . . . . JAKE WILLINGHOLE
BACKDOOR MOUNTIN' II:
HOMO ON THE RANGE
A COUPLE OF COWPOKES
76
posted on
12/15/2005 9:05:32 PM PST
by
Charles Henrickson
(Nominated for the Brokeback Award, for Best Bending Over.)
To: DBeers
1a. You're caught with your johnson in your male cowpoke buddy.
77
posted on
12/15/2005 9:07:51 PM PST
by
hattend
(Dang, it's cold up here.)
To: Michael.SF.
To: hattend
11. Free-range hen is not something to eat.
79
posted on
12/15/2005 9:19:59 PM PST
by
DBeers
(†)
To: hattend
12. You don't herd cattle; you herd corned beef.
80
posted on
12/15/2005 9:23:07 PM PST
by
DBeers
(†)
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