Posted on 12/15/2005 11:17:42 AM PST by freedom44
MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!
"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.
"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "
But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.
"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."
The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.
"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.
"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.
"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.
"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.
"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."
When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.
"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.
"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.
"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."
Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.
"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.
Restricted? Outside of their rendezvous, what is wrong with going to a beach in the evening?
Mom....is that you?
Sorry, couldn't help it.....
Egads!
Sorry about that!
A bit of a scary thought.. does she post on DemUn, and has she trolled FR looking for you?
The anti-war movement is so deranged.
*Double sigh*
I had sent her a link to "Iraq the Model", to which she let out a diatribe of lefty spewings.......This woman has a masters degree from Cornell.......
My reply was fairly polite, and pretty rational.....which means I'll have to read another screed from her tomorrow.
likely story.
Well folks....gotta run. Gotta get some projects finished up before Monday.
May bbl. behave (yeah right)
Cornell.. Great.
Good luck.
I don't think she has a clue that I post here.....
*Whew*
Woody Allen filmed a TV ad praising French tourism. Maybe he and Soon-Yi can film a re-enactement of the scene for the next ad!
Okers.
See you later on maybe if we're lucky.
Good luck.
I'll behave.
Onlinipus Rex.
What's that saying about the cat and mice?
The French...
Geeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Thought I should value my property more and reconsidered.
Scary link btw.
I was surprised that CNN would put something that graphic on their site. They have crossed over the line with this one. A grown man talking about his mother having oral sex is just plain WRONG! The fact that it's Anderson Cooper and his mother, Gloria Vanderbilt, doesn't make it right.
There once was a man named Oedipus Rex,
You may have heard about his odd complex.
His case is listed in Freud's index,
'Cause he l-o-v-v-vved his mother.
(Tom Leher -- before he got poltically correct.)
LOL, ouch!
Or you could send her "Help! There's Liberals Under My bed!"
Thanks.
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