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SUPER-STUD FACES A SHRINKING
NY Post ^
| 12/15/2005
| Page Six
Posted on 12/15/2005 9:57:46 AM PST by Callahan
IT'S a bird, it's a plane — it's superbulge! "Superman Returns" star Brandon Routh is supposedly giving the suits at Warner Brothers fits because of his prodigious package of masculinity. The 26-year-old beefcake's extra-large endowment is said to be so distracting through his skin-tight costume that producers may have to shrink him during post-production.
"It's a major issue for the studio," a "Superman Returns" production source fretted to the London Sun. "Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects."
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To: Dashing Dasher; Allegra
I mean, damn! Good thing Xena's Guy isn't reading over my shoulder . . .
81
posted on
12/15/2005 11:50:33 AM PST
by
Xenalyte
(Tom Cruise is in my closet and he won't come out.)
To: phantomworker
Packages... tightly wrapped.
82
posted on
12/15/2005 11:53:14 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: hattend
CHUCK NORRIS!!!
His chief export is PAIN!
83
posted on
12/15/2005 11:54:00 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: Dashing Dasher
I won't make a comment about Polska sausage.
84
posted on
12/15/2005 11:55:34 AM PST
by
hattend
(Dang, it's cold up here.)
To: hattend
85
posted on
12/15/2005 11:56:12 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: Dashing Dasher
Hahahahahahahah!!!
[breath]
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
86
posted on
12/15/2005 11:57:46 AM PST
by
hattend
(Dang, it's cold up here.)
To: Dashing Dasher
OMG, don't they know any better!! ROFL!
87
posted on
12/15/2005 12:00:13 PM PST
by
phantomworker
(We don't see things as they are, we see things as WE are.<==> Perception is everything.)
To: Xenalyte
That's one of the things that makes America great.
Our VP is the biggest VP in the world.
He's got to be, right?
88
posted on
12/15/2005 12:02:54 PM PST
by
Allegra
(Congratulations, Brave Iraqis. Freedom Happens.)
To: Dashing Dasher; Allegra
89
posted on
12/15/2005 12:03:22 PM PST
by
Xenalyte
(Tom Cruise is in my closet and he won't come out.)
To: Allegra
90
posted on
12/15/2005 12:03:39 PM PST
by
Xenalyte
(Tom Cruise is in my closet and he won't come out.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Packages... tightly wrapped. Oh me, oh my...
Doesn't leave a whole lot to the imagination, does it? ;-)
91
posted on
12/15/2005 12:04:15 PM PST
by
Allegra
(Congratulations, Brave Iraqis. Freedom Happens.)
To: Dashing Dasher
....My EX could put him to shame.
....nothing to see here folks let's just move on!
92
posted on
12/15/2005 12:05:37 PM PST
by
SweetCaroline
(There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.)
To: Allegra; Xenalyte; phantomworker
93
posted on
12/15/2005 12:06:18 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: SweetCaroline
94
posted on
12/15/2005 12:06:49 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: Dashing Dasher; Allegra; Xenalyte; phantomworker
Fascinating! Can you figure out what is what on each one in that picture?? Need some expert advice. LOL!
95
posted on
12/15/2005 12:09:39 PM PST
by
phantomworker
(We don't see things as they are, we see things as WE are.<==> Perception is everything.)
To: windcliff
To: phantomworker
#3, 4 and 5 are easier to disassemble than #1 and 2.
97
posted on
12/15/2005 12:11:38 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
((It was) Like being shot through a pinball machine with a piano on your chest!)
To: Dashing Dasher
ah sheesh...i knew i shouldnt have revisited this thread.
98
posted on
12/15/2005 12:13:07 PM PST
by
wallcrawlr
(Pray for the troops [all the troops here and abroad]: Success....and nothing less!!)
To: Allegra
Yup. You're going to hell, too.
99
posted on
12/15/2005 12:14:48 PM PST
by
BJClinton
(Happy Ramahanakwanzmas!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida
100
posted on
12/15/2005 12:16:18 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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