SUPER-STUD FACES A SHRINKING

NY Post ^ | 12/15/2005 | Page Six

[Callahan]

IT'S a bird, it's a plane — it's superbulge! "Superman Returns" star Brandon Routh is supposedly giving the suits at Warner Brothers fits because of his prodigious package of masculinity. The 26-year-old beefcake's extra-large endowment is said to be so distracting through his skin-tight costume that producers may have to shrink him during post-production.

"It's a major issue for the studio," a "Superman Returns" production source fretted to the London Sun. "Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects."

[Millee]

He's too young to be SuperMan, Boy Wonder is more like it. ;o)

[Dashing Dasher]

WHERE?

WHERE?

[BJClinton]

Hmm...I don't think you should talk about feeling pain when the thread is about an over-sized meatsword.

[colorcountry]

Does nothin' for me. Take off the clothes and I'll tell ya if he's got a package!

[najida]

Later,
Later.

[BJClinton]

[Dashing Dasher]

I was just looking for that picture...

HERE IT IS... I call it "The Cheney Scud Missile"!

[Dashing Dasher]

Hey!
That was mine !

;^)

[BJClinton]

Yup, thanks fer hosting it!

[Allegra]

He looks kind of "boy-band"-ish to me. Too pretty.

I like a real manly man like Mel Gibson.

And despite that he was a lib, Christopher Reeve made a pretty hunky Superman.

[teenyelliott]

I did not notice anything out of the ordinary in the nether region.

[Allegra]

Dick Cheney.....YEAH, baby! ;-)

Errr...some of the guys' comments on here are cracking me up.

And causing it to get a little deep on this thread.

[BJClinton]

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?



Christopher Walken.


I know I'm going to hell for that.

[Dashing Dasher]

Deep?
As in poop level?

I wish we could actually get them to learn that it ain't the boat, but the motion of the ocean.

Have you ever heard a woman brag about her "sex parts"... We know what's important... that's why we do yoga and pilates.... and kegels!!!
;-)

[Auntbee]

I'm not into gay guys. I'm not impressed with is "package".

[Allegra]

I know I shouldn't laugh at that, but...

ROFL!!

[Auntbee]

oops..."his" package.

[phantomworker]

So funny! Chubby dude thighs and packages under the tree!

I went to the Nutcracker ballet last weekend. LOL!! This guy doesn't hold a candle to the ballet dudes with real muscles and well-defined equipment in skin tight leotards. (My date said no wonder the ladies like the ballet so much.) Too bad they're probably fruits though.

I prefer real men with skinny legs and a little paunch, lol! Prefer those with a brain as well...LOL!

[Auntbee]

Mel Gibson....yummy.

[hattend]

That's one stubby looking Superman.

Can't they find an actor who actually has some muscle tone? George Reeves, Christopher Reeve, this guy...all near butterballs.

The cartoon Superman I remember from childhood was ripped.