SUPER-STUD FACES A SHRINKING

NY Post ^ | 12/15/2005 | Page Six

[Callahan]

IT'S a bird, it's a plane — it's superbulge! "Superman Returns" star Brandon Routh is supposedly giving the suits at Warner Brothers fits because of his prodigious package of masculinity. The 26-year-old beefcake's extra-large endowment is said to be so distracting through his skin-tight costume that producers may have to shrink him during post-production.

"It's a major issue for the studio," a "Superman Returns" production source fretted to the London Sun. "Brandon is extremely well-endowed and they don't want it up on the big screen. We may be forced to erase his package with digital effects."

[Dashing Dasher]

I know - it's the cross I must bear.


But, I get to play at reno with the big boys.

;-)

DD

[Dashing Dasher]

Speaking of Reno

Have you ever read, "Fly Low, Fly Fast"?

I bought an extra copy yesterday at the NASM Kadvar Hazy Center. They were on sale!!! I could send you a secret santa gift...

;-)

[SweetCaroline]

STEP BACK-GET A PAPER TOWEL AND WIPE THAT DROOL FROM YOUR MOUTH!

[null and void]

That's shy turtle...

[MissRepresent]

Poor George.

[Allegra]

(Sigh...) I've always had a weakness for sick jokes. ;-)

[MissRepresent]

Two out of three ain't bad..... how long were you married?

[phantomworker]

Hey, I missed you miss! Out trolling again? ;)

[MissRepresent]

Me trolling?

[Auntbee]

LOL!!

[Auntbee]

I saw Neil Diamond's concert Tuesday night!!

[Dashing Dasher]

(Sigh...) I've always had a weakness for sick jokes. ;-)

That's why we're friends!

YIPPEEE!!!

[Allegra]

That's why we're friends!

YIPPEEE!!!

You got it, sistah!

Did you see BClinton's sick Christopher Reeve joke on here? {giggle}

[GLDNGUN]

That's shy turtle...

Me don't think so. I'm certain it's "frightened".

[Eagle9]

Nita!
You're bad!     Bad to the bone!!!

Now since I'm a man, I must depend on information supplied to me by females that I've known in the past. Regarding their comparative analysis, based upon length of thumb or nose, and/or size of feet, the only common denominators that they found to be reliably accurate were overall height and long legs.

Of course, I have not verified the validity of their findings. I have no reason to doubt their accuracy.

[Dashing Dasher]

No!
DARN!!!

I'll re-read the thread.

[Dashing Dasher]

Very bad!

BJClinton needs a spanking.....

[beaver fever]

I guess Dick Chaney will never get to play Superman.

[SweetCaroline]

Was he the great entertainer as he was when I saw him?

[pissant]

You meant LOVE pissant! ;o)

Happy Friday!