Unofficial Freeper Gift Exchange (Gift recommndation vanity)

PA Times | 12/13/05 | Santa Pissant

[pissant]

With Santa's help, I have taken the liberty to set up a freeper gift exchange. I put all the names into Blurblogger's 10 gallon hat and drew the names out. (No worries, I disenfected the hat first!).

Of course, being Pissant, I decided that I would also provide a gift purchase recommendation, knowing how all the freepers are having trouble even selecting that gift for Aunt Mildred.

All freepers were included, but I am only providing a sample below:

FROM........................TO............................PA RECOMENDS

CedarDave...................Pissant.......................Case of Guiness

Paula B.........................MaximusofTexas.......Used nylons

Laney............................JoeSixPack1.............Framed"Glamour shot"

DashingDasher...............Skooz.......................Gift cert. for Dasher's Dungeon

Owl Eagle......................JRBikerChick...........The Best of U2

Tijeras Slim....................MartinFierro.............Engagement ring

Pissant...........................Blurblogger..............Amy Grant

[r-q-tek86]

Thanks Fierce!

Wow! Just think... one of these HP48GX's and a trained chimp and I won't need engineers at all!

[laney]

How bout Miseltoe under the chin? HAHA

[Maximus of Texas]

Oh, darn, I just went online to look for your wish list and do you know what?? They are all out of stock. Go figure.

[Fierce Allegiance]

LOL, a chimp should have no problem remembering the 98 page quick start guide.


Merry Christmas from The Bastard.

[JoeSixPack1]

You wanna be in our movie "JoeSixPack Mountain"?

Man,, you guys are ate up with homo!!

Makin' movies now??

BTW, have you pinged or even asked Joesixpack if he's interested?? LOL!!

[Dashing Dasher]

Baker Girl,

My friend Hattend has that devine instrument. I have had many drinks poured from it.

Dark would LOVE that! Anyone would!

[JoeSixPack1]

OK. It's a start. :-)

[r-q-tek86]

Dash... what's on your list...

one of these?

[r-q-tek86]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

LOL, now that is something special.

[r-q-tek86]

I found a book for you... so you can tell the difference between Architecture and Interior Decorating...

Merry Christmas!

[Darksheare]

Unfortunately, I was looking at stuff that I'd like.
:(
Like the weed wacker from hell, it has chainsaw blade sections for cutting down small annoying saplings, and it shreds weeds fast!
And then there's the robotic vacuum cleaner zombie from Friendly Robotics "Friendly Vac RV400"

It is large, and menacing for a small room vacbot.
(Wonder if weaponry can be mounted on it?)

Friendly Vac RV400 can be viewed Here.

[Darksheare]

D-sheare coffee smoothies...*drooling*

[pissant]

Why do I hear James Earl Jones breathing heavily....

[baker_girl]

LOL!

[r-q-tek86]

There I was... shopping for my buddy Fierce Allegiance. I casually drop by the Google Images store and type in "fierce allegiance" and what do you know...

right there on the first page. LMAO.

[hattend]

I was going to get you one of these...in red of course.

But the thread ruined the surprise.

[Darksheare]

Because the vac has the personality traits of Darth Vader... plowing zamboni like lines around the room, crushing all opposition it meets?
And it looks a bit like something he'd own?
;-)

[hattend]

We'll have frappacinos at the box next year.

Make sure you go to the races, come on by and visit.

[baker_girl]

You mean you don't like the present I got you?

If you really want the Friendly Vac RV400 over the blender OK. I'll regift and give the blender to Dasher.