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Republicans are Coming to Town to ZOT poor poets
Posted on 12/09/2005 3:47:35 PM PST by My Kingdom for a Beer
You better be good,
You better behave!
Or you're gonna end up
In Abu Ghraib!
Republicans are coming the town!
We're making up lists -
Our clans and our tribes!
We help you with laws
If you pay us with bribes!
Republicans are coming the town!
We know if you support us!
We know if you protest!
We know if you watch news on FOX
Or Moyers on PBS!
So you better be good!
And don't you be gay!
Or we'll lock you away
At Guantanamo Bay!
Republicans are coming the town!
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KEYWORDS: deaniac; dnctalkingpoints; ozone; troll; zot
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To: Cobra64
Debt of Honor I think, where they used the light to also take down an aircraft..
I still see bright dots...
81
posted on
12/09/2005 4:36:04 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: magslinger
82
posted on
12/09/2005 4:36:20 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: rlmorel
I think I just wet my pantsuit... Is that you, Hillary?
To: doug from upland
No...seriously. It can only be one of three things:
1.) People ask you for these things, and you make it up in about 2 minutes and post it.
2.) You have every song and subject known to humanity already made up in advance in a huge searchable database, and can retrieve ANY parody on any subject on any tune in seconds.
3.) You had this one made up in advance, by luck, and posted it.
If the answer is #1, then you are talented and worthy of praise.
If the answer is #2, you have to admit it...DFU is really God, right? (if that is the case, can I speak to you offline?)
If the answer is #3, then...you are talented and lucky. See? You win any way you choose! Just accept it...:)
84
posted on
12/09/2005 4:41:14 PM PST
by
rlmorel
("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
To: Charles Henrickson
Really...THAT is FRIKKIN FUNNY!!!!!
"...With a sweat-stained top
And a stretched-out butt
And two legs that smelled like lard."
I nearly spotted myself when I read that!
85
posted on
12/09/2005 4:48:00 PM PST
by
rlmorel
("Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does." Whittaker Chambers)
To: L98Fiero
They are fun sometimes. It's like a cat playing with a mouse a little first before he eats it.
To: rlmorel
The Mary Mapes one was written a few weeks ago. It typically takes anywhere between 20 minutes and an hour to do a song. After about 1600 of them, I can often bring one back from the archives that fits. A lot of them are stale, however, because they were written for the news of the day. Some, however, are timeless.
87
posted on
12/09/2005 4:52:14 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(The troops will come home when the mission is complete)
To: rlmorel
He's "Grand Master D" in my book.
We're not worthy.
We're not worthy.
We're not worthy.
88
posted on
12/09/2005 4:55:54 PM PST
by
Enterprise
(The modern Democrat Party - a toxic stew of mental illness, cultism, and organized crime.)
To: My Kingdom for a Beer
89
posted on
12/09/2005 4:57:46 PM PST
by
backhoe
To: bentfeather; snippy_about_it; SAMWolf; Darksheare
Dear resident poet, didja know we're all out to ZOT! you?
90
posted on
12/09/2005 5:01:27 PM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(She likes Hot Wheels and ham radio! This baby girl thing might not be too bad.)
To: Professional Engineer; bentfeather; snippy_about_it; SAMWolf
No no no.. only out to zot the truly bad troll wannabes 'poets' as in the case of "My Kingdom for a Beer"..
91
posted on
12/09/2005 5:03:20 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: My Kingdom for a Beer
92
posted on
12/09/2005 5:20:33 PM PST
by
Chode
(American Hedonist ©®)
To: MeekOneGOP; Paul_Denton
93
posted on
12/09/2005 5:21:11 PM PST
by
darkangel82
(Never underestimate the stupidity of government.)
To: My Kingdom for a Beer
94
posted on
12/09/2005 5:29:16 PM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(I never got a job from a person on a government program.)
To: My Kingdom for a Beer
Come the town?
It looks like admin mod set up you the bomb.
back to the DUmp with you!
95
posted on
12/09/2005 5:37:34 PM PST
by
JakeWyld
(I regret I have to give even one life for my country -- official motto, Democratic Party.)
To: darkangel82
96
posted on
12/09/2005 5:40:59 PM PST
by
Paul_Denton
(The U.S. should adopt the policy of Oom Shmoom: Israeli policy where no one gives a sh*t about U.N.)
To: My Kingdom for a Beer
Dang Levin thread, missed a perfectly good zot.
97
posted on
12/09/2005 5:44:21 PM PST
by
A.Hun
To: Professional Engineer; Darksheare
Oh, nuts, I missed the ZOT!
98
posted on
12/09/2005 6:09:14 PM PST
by
Soaring Feather
(To our fabulous TROOPS, Thank You, for your service.)
To: My Kingdom for a Beer
Seemingly Prima Faciae witty....
Who'd you pay to write it?
99
posted on
12/09/2005 6:11:50 PM PST
by
RadioCirca1970
(John Kerry: Sucky since 1972)
To: My Kingdom for a Beer
What a complete waste of time.
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