[VRWCmember]

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

Reminder:
Only days left until Christmas!

[Jack Deth]

Hi, Vastie:

The Left lays claim to the party of malversation
That's Brown Eye full of constipation
Lacks alliteration and relishes regulation
Feighns accreditation with most of the nation
Failing miserably with the younger generation
Well aware that no amount of prestidigitation
Will raise them from their most lowly station.

Jack Deth~ 12/07/05.