Insert blonde joke here:
To: txroadkill
Did she also offer them a moose?
2 posted on
12/06/2005 4:05:59 PM PST by
Pajamajan
(Benedict Arnold, John Kerry, Tim Mc Veigh and John Murtha all served in the US military.)
To: txroadkill
3 posted on
12/06/2005 4:06:12 PM PST by
JennysCool
(Non-Y2K-Compliant)
To: txroadkill
Adds a whole new meaning to "Cheesehead," doesn't it?
To: txroadkill
Why would anyone want to hit cheese?
Oh... never mind.
5 posted on
12/06/2005 4:06:57 PM PST by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
To: txroadkill
Or the obligatory "NACHO CHEESE" joke...
6 posted on
12/06/2005 4:07:19 PM PST by
Experiment 6-2-6
(Admn Mods: tiny, malicious things that glare and gibber from dark corners.They have pins and dolls..)
To: txroadkill
Worse still, it coulda been Frumunda cheese.
7 posted on
12/06/2005 4:07:45 PM PST by
Solamente
To: eyespysomething
The undercover officer gave Booth some nonfunctioning handguns, bought ammunition for her because she was too young, and the two proceeded to the home under police surveillance.
entrapment
Had the cop not bought the ammo for her, clearly she would have not gone through with it.
8 posted on
12/06/2005 4:08:42 PM PST by
SittinYonder
(Flea, feather, bird, egg, nest, twig, branch, limb, tree, and the bog down in the valley - o.)
To: txroadkill
"She mistook the cheese for cocaine" Egads- don't even have to add comments to this one.
9 posted on
12/06/2005 4:10:10 PM PST by
Pajamajan
(Benedict Arnold, John Kerry, Tim Mc Veigh and John Murtha all served in the US military.)
To: txroadkill
Have you in fact got any cheese here at all?
Yes, sir.
Really?
No. Not really, sir.
You haven't.
No, sir, not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.
Well, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to shoot you.
Right-O, sir.
(Shoots him) What a senseless waste of human life.
10 posted on
12/06/2005 4:12:40 PM PST by
quark
To: txroadkill; All
11 posted on
12/06/2005 4:19:44 PM PST by
atomicpossum
(Replies should be as pedantic as possible. I love that so much.)
To: txroadkill
In an unusual case of mistaken identity, a woman who thought a block of white cheese was cocaine -----Where do these people come from? They seem to be crawling out of the woodwork. I am embarassed for her. 14 posted on
12/06/2005 7:48:47 PM PST by
WasDougsLamb
(I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man)
To: txroadkill
This woman is obviously a registered democrat voter.
15 posted on
12/06/2005 9:16:23 PM PST by
Pajamajan
(Benedict Arnold, John Kerry, Tim Mc Veigh and John Murtha all served in the US military.)
To: txroadkill
So was the cheese pure or did someone cut it?
16 posted on
12/06/2005 9:21:10 PM PST by
Larry Lucido
(Boycott taglines that don't say Merry Christmas!)
To: txroadkill
"The undercover officer gave Booth some nonfunctioning handguns, bought ammunition for her because she was too young, and the two proceeded to the home under police surveillance"
Another scenario:
The men, fearing great bodily harm, pulled their own weapons and killed Ms. Booth. ;-)
Was were the cops thinking? How did they know the men were unarmed?
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