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1 posted on 12/03/2005 1:23:11 PM PST by HighWheeler
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I hear that cropdusters are surprisingly cheap.


2 posted on 12/03/2005 1:24:50 PM PST by elkfersupper
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Some replies just write themselves.
3 posted on 12/03/2005 1:25:53 PM PST by Mike Darancette (Mesocons for Rice '08)
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Hmmm. An open bottle in the heating / AC intake duct of the office building would make for an interesting Monday morning...


4 posted on 12/03/2005 1:25:54 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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Combine this with the Viagra Inhaler and the population should reach 10 billion in no time.


5 posted on 12/03/2005 1:26:10 PM PST by Clock King ("How will it end?" - Emperor; "In Fire." - Kosh)
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Nasal Spray Arouses Women's Desire To Have Sex In Minutes

..but it takes her a hour to wipe her nose

Doogle

6 posted on 12/03/2005 1:26:13 PM PST by Doogle (USAF...7thAF ..4077th TFW...408th MMS..Ubon Thailand.."69",,Night Line Delivery..AMMO)
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Forget crack dealing and meth cooking. Here's a real profit potential for libertarian dope heads.


8 posted on 12/03/2005 1:26:36 PM PST by PAR35
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9 posted on 12/03/2005 1:26:45 PM PST by stm (UNC 1980)
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I would pay MORE for a spray that would cause a woman to remain silent for the length of a football game.

Sex in minutes? Big deal.

How about SILENCE for three hours?


10 posted on 12/03/2005 1:27:46 PM PST by Pukin Dog
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Sprinkle her cigarettes with it and she never stops...


11 posted on 12/03/2005 1:28:21 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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Tingling and Throbbing Noses. How very attractive.


14 posted on 12/03/2005 1:30:35 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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Warning: Old joke ahead.

Doctor to female patient: So, very time you sneeze, you experience an orgasm?

Patient: Yes, doctor, and it's becoming a problem.

Doctor: How so?

Patient: All of the pepper that I'm sniffing is irritating my sinuses.

15 posted on 12/03/2005 1:30:36 PM PST by Bob
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I hope it's cheaper than all they beers I used to have to buy them. And, hopefully, more predictable. Get 'em too drunk and you can have more trouble than you can handle.


16 posted on 12/03/2005 1:30:45 PM PST by Emmett McCarthy
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3.19
Trade Time: Dec 2
Change: 0.66 (17.14%)
Prev Close: 3.85
Open: 3.85
Bid: N/A
Ask: N/A
1y Target Est: 6.33


18 posted on 12/03/2005 1:31:47 PM PST by ncountylee (Dead terrorists smell like victory)
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...a synthetic version of a sex hormone that works on both men and women, according to a report. "In the case of women, what we're really doing is sensitizing the vaginal tissue...

Call me crazy but I have two questions:
1. What does it do for men?
2. Why do men need anything?

19 posted on 12/03/2005 1:31:56 PM PST by newfreep
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Instead of spiking a drink with date rape drug, now rapist are going force nasal spray up her nose.
21 posted on 12/03/2005 1:32:23 PM PST by Talking_Mouse (Indeed I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just... Thomas Jefferson)
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Researcher: Well Mr Butterwad, how did Emma react to our nasal spray?
Josh: Well I tell ya...after a minute she blunk her eyes, her nose started twitchin, and she ran outside and dug up my yard...the dog ain't none too happy neeter.


Doogle


28 posted on 12/03/2005 1:35:09 PM PST by Doogle (USAF...7thAF ..4077th TFW...408th MMS..Ubon Thailand.."69",,Night Line Delivery..AMMO)
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Clintbilly is probably wondering how to get on the board of directors of this company......


41 posted on 12/03/2005 1:45:48 PM PST by Frank_2001
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How do you get this up her nose


43 posted on 12/03/2005 1:46:42 PM PST by al baby (Father of the beeber)
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The fine print says: "headaches will appear seconds after desires"..
Looks like back to square one and the game with accompanied background chatter.

mc


50 posted on 12/03/2005 1:52:35 PM PST by mcshot (I BELIEVE CONGRESSMAN WELDON. Yup! shouting it out!)
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I want some!


52 posted on 12/03/2005 1:53:38 PM PST by Halls (Never forget Terri Schiavo!!!!!!!!!)
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