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To: HighWheeler

I would pay MORE for a spray that would cause a woman to remain silent for the length of a football game.

Sex in minutes? Big deal.

How about SILENCE for three hours?


10 posted on 12/03/2005 1:27:46 PM PST by Pukin Dog
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To: Pukin Dog
a spray that would cause a woman to remain silent for the length of a football game.

What do you think duct tape is for?

12 posted on 12/03/2005 1:29:39 PM PST by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Pukin Dog
Ron White (the comedian) had a hilarious routine for DeBeers diamonds. He said their latest commercial "Give a diamond and leave her speechless" should be amended to "diamonds......that'll shut her up...for a while at least" would be more appropriate

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13 posted on 12/03/2005 1:30:06 PM PST by stm (UNC 1980)
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To: Pukin Dog
"I would pay MORE for a spray that would cause a woman to remain silent for the length of a football game. Sex in minutes? Big deal. How about SILENCE for three hours?"

LMAO! Ill buy some of that.

30 posted on 12/03/2005 1:36:00 PM PST by No Blue States
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To: Pukin Dog

LMAO!


34 posted on 12/03/2005 1:40:35 PM PST by HighWheeler (Death is better than taxes because death doesn't get worse every year.)
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To: Pukin Dog

How about SILENCE for three hours?

Fabulous! Toss the credit card at her.............


44 posted on 12/03/2005 1:46:52 PM PST by jwh_Denver (Merry Christmas Christmas Christmas Christmas!)
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To: Pukin Dog

Oh, you're baaaaad!


45 posted on 12/03/2005 1:47:01 PM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: Pukin Dog

"I would pay MORE for a spray that would cause a woman to remain silent for the length of a football game."

Now THAT is funny and points to a larger issue.

Sex isn't the most important thing in life. Oftentimes it isn't even very interesting.


53 posted on 12/03/2005 1:55:21 PM PST by beaver fever
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To: Pukin Dog

Neanderthal.


75 posted on 12/04/2005 7:15:36 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Eminem Impersonator Faces Life Sentence.... headline SFChron)
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