[MonroeDNA]

I will be sentenced next week.

[Izzy Dunne]

Must have been a hung jury.

[cmsgop]

Thats not a Penis,Thats a Philly Sub !!!!!! Just Damn!

[peyton randolph]

A urologist brought to court a plastic model that depicted the size of the member at a semi-relaxed state

I guess this would be a post-climatic moment in the courtroom.

[dsc]

"Justice Margaret Eberhard said she was disturbed after receiving calls "from afar" and was ribbed"

There's a joke there that I wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole.

[mtbopfuyn]

How could the woman not be called to testify since she's the one bringing the charges?

[herst1240]

in society today, if you have a penis, “they” have already presumed you guilty. case closed.

[Publius6961]

"Whether I find him guilty or innocent -- he is publicly humiliated," she told court just before finding the man guilty.

Humiliated?

I better not say more, but I don't think so!

[Popman]

Court heard the male and female were close friends and often slept in the same bed,

Let's see: a 22 year old well endowed male often sleeps with a female friend in the same bed.

Then he get accused of rape.

He's either real stupid or all the blood in his brain rushed to his ........................... brain he was thinking with

[bannie]

It can't bw worth much if you can't use it.

[Eagles Talon IV]

I can well understand this mans defense. I personally have a rather huge organ and have had problems with it even after I had my penis reduction surgery. This guys 8.5 x 6.5 is nothing compared to what I have to deal with.

I can be contacted at www.betchacanttakeitall.com

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Chalk up one for the Penile Code.

[dsc]

"she noted the female was never questioned on the witness stand about it, nor did she report any physical pain, discomfort or injury."

I'm not getting that. The female didn't report what she would have reported if she had been forcibly raped by a telephone pole that size, so that proves she was raped?

Huh?

[Popman]

I wonder if he answered the spam mail that promises to add inches and girth

[Smarti Pants]

Are they trying to say that size does matter?

[woofie]

Next stop:

[LS]

Wonder if his attorney said "If the condom doesn't fit, you must acquit"?

[operation clinton cleanup]

In the end, the judge accepted that the accused is "unusually large"

I wonder if he carries around the court transcript to impress the ladies?

[Crawdad]

It is my firmly-held belief that the entire culture of radical Islam is based on small penis size. I'm not kidding.

[Charles Henrickson]

A 22-year-old student, who can't be identified. . . .

Oh, I bet he can.