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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread ****
Freeping isn't free! ^ | 12/02/2005 | pffft

Posted on 12/02/2005 5:40:21 AM PST by BJClinton

Le w00t! It's Friday, it's huntin' season and the Boys are playing the Gints for the division this weekend. What could be better?



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor
KEYWORDS: 2weekswithoutsilly; keywordsareus; mykeywordhear; ofst; tgif; yourkeywordhere
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To: EX52D
I'm not sure what it is, but I'm sure it's getting ready to die


441 posted on 12/02/2005 11:45:44 AM PST by Peepster (If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
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To: Peepster
OK, kitty pictures...
442 posted on 12/02/2005 11:48:15 AM PST by EX52D ((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
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To: EX52D

Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got
two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and
says, "What's in the bags?"

"Sand," answered Juan.

The guard says, "We'll just see about that ~ get off the bike."
The guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties
them out and finds nothing in them but sand. He detains
Juan overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover
that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags.

The guard releases Juan, puts the sand into new bags, hefts
them onto the man's shoulders, and lets him cross the border.

A week later, the same thing happens. The guard asks,
"What have you got?"

"Sand," says Juan.

The guard does his thorough examination and discovers that
the bags contain nothing but sand. He gives the sand back
to Juan, and Juan crosses the border on his bicycle.

This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years.
Finally, Juan doesn't show up one day and the guard meets
him in a Cantina in Mexico.

"Hey, Buddy," says the guard, "I know you are smuggling
something. It's driving me crazy. It's all I think about.....
I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?"

Juan sips his beer and says, "Bicycles."


443 posted on 12/02/2005 11:48:46 AM PST by Peepster (If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
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To: EX52D

444 posted on 12/02/2005 11:49:37 AM PST by Peepster (If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
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To: Peepster

My mom and dad have a wonderful healer. They also had another one that they "rescued", but she turned mean as she got older.


445 posted on 12/02/2005 11:49:54 AM PST by EX52D ((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
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To: Peepster

446 posted on 12/02/2005 11:50:47 AM PST by EX52D ((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
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To: fredhead

Thank you so much, Ive seen that Vicking Kitty skit before and loved and have always wanted to see it again. Again, Thank You!


447 posted on 12/02/2005 11:51:28 AM PST by groovejedi
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To: EX52D
Here's another Kitty


448 posted on 12/02/2005 11:52:01 AM PST by Peepster (If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
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449 posted on 12/02/2005 11:52:32 AM PST by EX52D ((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
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To: Peepster

450 posted on 12/02/2005 11:54:44 AM PST by EX52D ((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
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To: EX52D

451 posted on 12/02/2005 11:55:13 AM PST by r-q-tek86 (My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone)
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452 posted on 12/02/2005 11:55:23 AM PST by Peepster (If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
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To: r-q-tek86
Cool pic...so clear and 3 dimensional


Kitty's like to keep clean ya know


453 posted on 12/02/2005 11:56:50 AM PST by Peepster (If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
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To: Dashing Dasher
Dasher, is this you?
454 posted on 12/02/2005 11:59:00 AM PST by Peepster (If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
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To: Peepster
enough kitties... hows about a pimpin zerbra?


455 posted on 12/02/2005 12:00:00 PM PST by r-q-tek86 (My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone)
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456 posted on 12/02/2005 12:00:12 PM PST by EX52D ((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
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To: Peepster

Nope!

;-)

I'm really a sweetheart!


457 posted on 12/02/2005 12:00:31 PM PST by Dashing Dasher (Eminem Impersonator Faces Life Sentence.... headline SFChron)
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To: r-q-tek86
Aw...he's cool.
458 posted on 12/02/2005 12:01:49 PM PST by EX52D ((I have shifted to "Christmas Survival Mode"))
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To: Dashing Dasher
Tell us how you REALLY feel
459 posted on 12/02/2005 12:02:10 PM PST by Peepster (If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
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To: r-q-tek86
This was me after thanksgiving...


460 posted on 12/02/2005 12:03:27 PM PST by Peepster (If guns kill people, than spoons make Michael Moore fat!!)
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