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TheSoko ^
Posted on 12/01/2005 5:37:34 PM PST by navysealdad
10. Which version of the truth would you like to hear?
5. I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
4. Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.
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To: Ultra Sonic 007
Or even better, the 'shortened' version....
"Ya wanna?"
81
posted on
12/02/2005 4:25:19 AM PST
by
najida
(People are often mirror images of the things they hate most.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Would this be the place for phrases like:
- Women... you can't live with 'em and you ain't allowed to shoot 'em.
82
posted on
12/02/2005 4:46:39 AM PST
by
kevkrom
(403-3)
To: Dashing Dasher
Not 'Miss Right', but 'Miss Right Now'
83
posted on
12/02/2005 4:56:58 AM PST
by
SMARTY
To: navysealdad
Fake an orgasm?
HA!
I can fake an entire relationship.
84
posted on
12/02/2005 4:58:53 AM PST
by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
To: austinmark
Your dad is a smart man lol.
85
posted on
12/02/2005 6:43:32 AM PST
by
rattrap
To: Dashing Dasher
The forgot one of my all time favorties:
"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'cause I can see myself in your pants."
86
posted on
12/02/2005 6:51:38 AM PST
by
rattrap
To: rattrap
87
posted on
12/02/2005 7:13:12 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
( Your airplane is like your p*nis. Don't let anyone touch it unless they know what they are doing.)
To: Dashing Dasher
My ex used to always say ' I hate always being wrong..."
my response...'then don't be.....
88
posted on
12/02/2005 7:31:11 AM PST
by
DHak
(usma '91)
To: DHak
And you two didn't make it?
Shocking!
/sarc
89
posted on
12/02/2005 7:33:04 AM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
( Your airplane is like your p*nis. Don't let anyone touch it unless they know what they are doing.)
To: navysealdad
"I believe you should put women on a pedestal. Just high enough to look up her dress." - Steve Martin
90
posted on
12/02/2005 7:34:20 AM PST
by
dfwgator
To: navysealdad
my husband when I have an accidental mini-catastrophe, "What did you do that for?" Its hard to get the tone just right on paper.
91
posted on
12/02/2005 8:00:50 AM PST
by
tiki
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