Top 10: Ungentemanly Quotes

TheSoko ^

[Dashing Dasher]

I've had a few "best friends" in my life, but I never knew what that term really meant until I met cyborg.

BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Then, just marry her already!

Why are you making us wait!

[conservativebabe]

Oh, that's so sweet. Bless your heart.

[Dashing Dasher]

;-)

[null and void]

*shrug* It's a guy thing. We don't understand it either...

[Lawgvr1955]

My two cent psychological theory is that to a great degree, boys (men) are raised to hide their inner self. You are taught not to let others see you cry, you can't show fear, etc. You learn to build "walls" between you and others. On occasion a woman gets through that "wall", usually unexpectedly. But when she does and likes the "real" you that few know, its something special.

A few women got through my "wall". Rocked my world.

[beaver fever]

Oh that had to leave a mark.

I hope she wasn't politically connected.

I would suggest flowers and an abject apology for youthful arrogance and then cross my fingers.

[Petronski]

That's a pretty good model for true love, but it's not very fun or happy or romantic.

[Lawgvr1955]

Oh that had to leave a mark.

I imagine I was pretty easy for her to remember. Another time I got kicked out for another week by her. A guy in the class was a good artist. He drew a naked picture of her that was actually very complimentary (i.e. it was basically her head on a pin up girl). I was caught in the act of posting the portrait on her bulletin board.

I sure got to know the principal and the dean of boys my freshman year.

[Lawgvr1955]

it's not very fun or happy or romantic.

For that we have our friend ethyl alcohol.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

"If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear."

[beaver fever]

Maybe you could track down the portrait and give it to her as a gift along with the roses, chocolates and the abject apology.

Or you could find out if she's connected and if not blow her off.

[ADemocratNoMore]

> "What have you done to your hair!?

How about "Hey man, where's all your hair?", which is bad enough, except it was said to a HUGE, bald Police officer.

He was NOT amused.

It was 4 A.M. back in 1971, going through a small town on route 6 on the way to Cleveland from Toledo. We had just finished spending a week as roustabouts with the circus and were coming home tired and dirty. We had a passenger with us, a member of the circus, who had even less sleep we did.

The driver of the car got pulled over and could not produce his driver's license, so the policeman said to follow him to the station where... the guy who was with us, still groggy from just being awakened, saw the bald officer and proceeded to ask what would have been a perfectly reasonable question under different circumstances. My friend and I tried to make ourselves invisible while the half-dozen officers present expressed their displeasure with our ride's remark. We fully expected to get our butts whupped, but lucked out because they were changing shifts and we were effusive in our apologies, so they let us go in the end.

[Zuriel]

**I also think if they feel comfortable with you and not "on guard" they'll like you more.
But, then - many of them go and marry ones that are 100% different. I don't get it - but it happens all the time.**


I guess it's how us guys are trained to think by society. Approving of women that are smart, confident, and beautiful, with a wild side.

But when we want one forever, we tend to change a few requirements.
Personally, I stayed with smart and beautiful, added excellent cook, old fashioned values, and a quiet spirit. Then after getting married (27+ yrs ago) found her to be an excellent shot, very athletic, and gifted with a marvelous singing voice. She knows how to make me feel so manly, so needed. That's priceless.

[Feiny]

"Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?"

[Dashing Dasher]

Hold my beer and watch this.

[Clemenza]

They forgot:

"You know, I think about you when I Masturbate."

[Dashing Dasher]

SWEET!

[Ultra Sonic 007]

They forgot the most ungentlemanly one of all.

"Hi! Wanna have sex?"

Oldies can still be goodies (or baddies in this case).

[Swordmaker]

It's is not that the Rhino is wearing french cut Bikini panties... it is in what condition is the person who compelled the rhino to wear them?

[motormouth]

Actually, those quotes werent all that bad, Ive heard worse. Thankfully, Im developing my own quotes that keep men in perspective:


Men are like....Fine wine. They start out as grapes.
It's our job to stomp them, and then keep them in the dark until they mature.
And hopefully they'll turn out to be something we would like to have dinner with.

MM