Posted on 12/01/2005 5:37:34 PM PST by navysealdad
10. Which version of the truth would you like to hear?
5. I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.
4. Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.
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"Is that what you're wearing?"
BWAHahahah.....
I hear what you are saying, but I'll be damn if I understand what point you're trying to make.
What part don't you understand?
I know! I can go hang with them after the gym - with my hair up inside a hat and they say nothing.
However, when I "doll up" for a party - they all remark.
Oh - and yes... I believe they all have the dream - but know we'd kill each other in two days. However - they will NEVER fix me up with their friends... the dream lives on.
;-)
lol You do understand us!
We aren't very complicated, are we?
Just my typical "male dullard" response when someone makes an observation of the genetically ingrained male condition.
Nope, God love ya.
Earth First.........
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We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
"What did you do to it?"
I may not be Mr. right, but I am Mr. Right Now...lol
I may not be Mrs. Right.
But I'll !@#$ you until she shows up.
Aha
"I can fix that. Where's my screwdriver?"
I run screaming when those words come out of my husband's mouth! Not another project! Ugh!
P.S. I realize it was not ungentlemanly but it makes my skin crawl. Does it still count? :o)
Whoa, that one will get you some nasty looks from protective wives!
I kinda like it. But, I'm evil.
Yes, yet another Tim the Tool Man Taylor. They're everywhere!
;-)
OH! That is hilarious yet so very wrong!
Do you think it's true that men are attracted to women who they feel genuinely like them? I mean, women who just seem to understand them, and let them just be men?
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