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Top 7 Worst Christmas Songs
PA Times | 11/29/05 | Santa Pissant

Posted on 11/29/2005 11:30:51 AM PST by pissant

Last year, we ran through the list of best Christmas songs and carols. Lotsa of great memories. This year, it's time to list the WORST Christmas songs ever recorded. Some are because the version performed by the "artist" is horrid. Others because the song itself is weak and irritating. You be the judge.

Either way, I had a difficult time paring down the list. I left off "novelty" songs by the Chipmunks and Donald Duck, etc. They were intended to annoy, and thus were successful in their own right!

Top 7 Worst Christmas Songs Ever Recorded

7. Blue Christmas - by ANYONE OTHER THAN ELVIS PRESLEY -- Great song when sung by the King. Otherwise it is grating beyond belief.

6. 12 days of Christmas - various artists -- Why anyone listens to this silly thing is beyond me

5. Frosty the Snowman - various artists -- As annoying to me as the TV cartoon trotted out each year

4. Do They Know It's Christmas - Band Aid -- Another Bob Geldof save the starving biafrins effort. Truly unlistenable. With singing contributions from Boy George, Stink (Sting to some), and Wham, it is doomed to make many "worst" lists until it is completely forgotten about.

3. So This is Christmas - John Lennon -- As bad, if not worse, than his retarded Give Peace A Chance. A dirge for the ages.

2. Santa Clause is Coming to Town - Bruce Springsteen -- Truly pathetic, like 98% of his constipated sounding songs.

1. Santa Clause is Coming to Town - Jackson Five -- Truly the most irritating vocals I've ever heard, by a screeching young Michael Jackson. Nails on Chalkboards sound like Pavoratti by comparison


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To: TruthWillWin

Sorry you had to settle, TWW. =]


181 posted on 12/22/2006 1:32:35 PM PST by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: pissant


Santa's Brain in a pickle jar...found where someone put it to video.

http://www.nutv.ca/html/movie200.php?id=8


182 posted on 12/22/2006 4:01:26 PM PST by Malsua
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To: pissant

I cant believe this wasnt your first choice.

MM


183 posted on 12/23/2006 1:03:33 PM PST by motormouth (Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.)
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To: motormouth

It should have its own category, along with Rosanne and the Star Spangle Banner, IMO. ;o)


184 posted on 12/23/2006 1:16:31 PM PST by pissant
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To: WhiteGuy

Uhgggggg.


185 posted on 12/23/2006 1:18:15 PM PST by pissant
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To: Malsua

Gets you right into the spirit, eh?


186 posted on 12/23/2006 1:20:19 PM PST by pissant
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To: pissant

I agree. It was awful.


187 posted on 12/23/2006 1:25:23 PM PST by motormouth (Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.)
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To: motormouth

See, we do agree on occasion. LOL.

Anyhows, heading out to find a good Roast Beast now.

In case I did not say this before, have a truly joyful and blessed Christmas!!!!!

Yak soon


188 posted on 12/23/2006 1:28:46 PM PST by pissant
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To: pissant

Thank you and same to you.

MM


189 posted on 12/23/2006 1:31:23 PM PST by motormouth (Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.)
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