Cruise keeps an eye on "fetus"

E! Online ^ | 11/23/2005 | Sarah Hall

[Qwertrew]

God, I feel sorry for that baby. I bet he makes screaming basket cases out of everyone he comes in contact with.

And wasn't there some concern a few years ago about frequent ultra-sounds causing hearing problems in babies developing in utero?

[jdm]

"And wasn't there some concern a few years ago about frequent ultra-sounds causing hearing problems in babies developing in utero?"

I'm no doctor, but frequent ultrasounds can't be good for the baby.

[starfish923]

Bwahahaha!
What a farce is Sleazywood and its inhabitants.

What is so pathetic is the number of people/groupies who find him and his ilk (Who can blame them for luvin' the adulation?) so fascinating, wunnerful and worthwhile.

[solitas]

he and Holmes would wait to get married until after their child's birth…thereby making it an official "cute little bastard".

[Qwertrew]

I bet he makes screaming basket cases out of everyone he comes in contact with.

Just to clarify...I meant that Tom Cruise probably makes everyone crazy....not the baby.

[oneofmany]

Cruise says he sees "a little baby." Don't let his buddies in Hollywood hear that. Doesn't he know it's not a baby and just a clump of cells? (Sarcasm/Heavy)

[Right Wing Assault]

Maybe they are trying to make the kid deaf at birth. That would make him or her an instant superstar.

[BenLurkin]

He's possibly concerned about Xenu doing in utero genetic modifications; maybe doesn't want this to happen.

[garyhope]

Some people have too much money and not enough to do.

Such narcissistic, self-indulgent arrogance.

[fieldmarshaldj]

Shouldn't the big question be, "Who the hell is the father ?" Assuming he has ever had sex with a female, it is widely believed he is sterile.

But, Lord Almighty, what the hell was Katie thinking ?

[Clara Lou]

I read this, think about his appearance on Oprah, and two words come to mind: mental illness.

[IndyInVa]

This is not meant to criticize your post. I just can't imagine why anyone would care what this kook does! Sometimes I think the best way to deal with the nutcases of the world is to not pay attention to them. Imagine if Cruise, Jackson, Sharpton, Sheehan, and other assorted nutcases never got any print or camera time. They thrive on the attention. Maybe without it they would find something useful (or at least less harmful) to do with their lives.

[MinuteGal]

What kind of metrosexual is this touchy-feely moonbat, anyhow? He makes my flesh crawl.

I'll bet they never get married. But then, who cares.

There's so many babies being born to weird Hollywood parents, married or not, that a baby with normal, married, faithful and unselfish show biz parents will be the odd-kid-out and will have severe psychological problems throughout life.

Leni

[Dallas59]

Cruises "secret" boyfriend is excited about the "genetic" baby.

[knittnmom]

How does owning a sonagram fit in with his "religion"? To say nothing of not yet being married to the mother of his child. Seems he's picking and choosing what to follow. A "cafeteria Christian" if at all.

[EveningStar]

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[Xenalyte]

That was almost exactly what I said to my husband - "Aw, isn't that cute. Tom's gonna perform his own ultrasounds on that baby Katie got from somewhere."

[jimbo123]

[Dallas59]

I bet Cruise knows a little about proctology too...