Things we are thankful for... around Thanksgiving (Vanity for all)

everywhere ^ | 11/22/2005 | Dashing Dasher

[Dashing Dasher]

We are just getting to the time of year when we should be looking at what we are thankful for and who in our lives has brought us blessings.

Let's discuss what makes you Thankful!

[EX52D]

Wow, I wonder what this guy did?

[Maximus of Texas]

That or he just pushed one out near a fire.

[teenyelliott]

Awwww, that's sweet!

And that is all I mean by that!

[Finger Monkey]

How about that guy from yesterday's thread who said, "women who dress provocatively and get drunk deserve to be raped"

A FReeper?!!

Sorry to butt in.

[teenyelliott]

Lied TO HIS WIFE.

[r-q-tek86]

Nothing more appetizing for a woman than sitting in a public restaurant with a bunch of naked people who you just met.

I'm thinking that najida, Dash, peacebaby, et al could post some pictures of men with whom they would be more than happy to share a meal sans clothes

[EX52D]

That will do it!

[Finger Monkey]

Hey, what am I supposed to bring for Thanksgiving?

What are you bringing?

Is you-know-who frying a turkey?

[SweetCaroline]

**AMMUNITION**....geeeeezzzeee LAZ I thought you'd ICE or something like that!

Thats what I get for trying to think like you!

YIKES...what am I doing that could be dangerous!!

[Lazamataz]

I'm lean, mean, and totally keen. Trying to think like me will sprain yer brain. ;^)

[LongElegantLegs]

Nothing more appetizing than a massive lump of body hair in the gravy boat... :-P

[Millee]

Sorry, but women just don't think like that at all. We are much more interested in a man's brain, his sense of humor, his.......wait.......

Uhm....nevermind....

[Maximus of Texas]

Uh, DD, cancel that cold shower order. LEL just took care of it.

[EX52D]

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

He was a good man and the firm still does business with his company.

[teenyelliott]

Mebbe, but no naked eating for me.

That sounded bad. But you know what I meant.

[LongElegantLegs]

Glad I could help. I'll refrain from making an kielbasa jokes...

[Peepster]

Rearrange that sentence...


He was a firm man and the good still does business with his company.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Oh my, aren't you the naughty one today!!!

[Feiny]

I am thankful for South Park creators Matt Stone & Trey Parker. They always make me laugh.

I also give thanks to all the generations who have worked & toiled to make every bottle of wine I consumed all year.

I thank the Vodka industry & the micro brewers. I give thanks to the cultivators of the great agave plant who know how to take that plant & turn it into something useful & delicious.....tequila.

And lastly, I am thankful for the bartenders who serve me past the point I should legally be allowed to consume.