Things we are thankful for... around Thanksgiving (Vanity for all)

everywhere ^ | 11/22/2005 | Dashing Dasher

[Dashing Dasher]

We are just getting to the time of year when we should be looking at what we are thankful for and who in our lives has brought us blessings.

Let's discuss what makes you Thankful!

[End Times Sentinel]

I'm thankful that you guys make me laugh

I'm hurt that you guys laugh at me.  I've been completely, 100% serious in everything I've ever said here.

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[Dashing Dasher]

Oh... yeah... I'm thankful to JimRob, too.

We all are!

Thank you for providing us a place to live and learn.

[Dashing Dasher]

But, you said it was sarcasm.

[r-q-tek86]

That's not us, it's the weed you've been smoking.

That explains why your posts are never as funny when I re-read them Saturday morning.

[laney]

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[LongElegantLegs]

Hilarity is only a smoke away...

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Sweetie, I've told you many times we are never laughing at you we are laughing with you.

Hey guys, did Owl buy it?

[r-q-tek86]

I've been completely, 100% serious in everything I've ever said here.

and yet your tag says... (If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry, it was probably sarcasm)

[peacebaby]

I'm thankful when ArGee can come out and play. We'll hear from him tonight.

Helloooooo, ArGee!

Peace.

[Maximus of Texas]

If not, I'll loan him $.75.

Hey, Najida, are you thankful for this?

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I am grateful I get to benefit from your brain.

Ooooh...it tickles when you do that.

Do it again.    =;^)

[Peepster]

I'm thankful everyone made it to the Thanksgiving dinner....

[najida]

I can't make my chest do that,
can you?

[End Times Sentinel]

and yet your tag says... (If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry, it was probably sarcasm)

But maybe the tagline is sarcasm too, didja ever think of that [sniff]?

Owl_Eagle

(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,

 it was probably sarcasm)

[Maximus of Texas]

I am thankful for Headlines like this that make me giggle.

Uh, did your senior editor review this?

[LongElegantLegs]

I'm thankful I've found a group of people that can overlook my uncanny resemblance to Catherine Zeta-Jones & fondness for lace bikinis.

Har!

[teenyelliott]

I am thankful that you have met Maximus in real life, so the cops will have an easier time finding him when he starts stalking me full time.

there's that edge again!

[teenyelliott]

I am grateful I get to benefit from your brain.

[Maximus of Texas]

DD, I could use that cold shower.... NOW!!!!

[Maximus of Texas]

(cancelling trip to Kansas this weekend)