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Naked Fla. Man Shocked In Genitals By Taser
AP ^
| 11/22/05
| Staff
Posted on 11/22/2005 7:11:27 AM PST by Millee
A naked man was accidentally shocked in the genitals by a Taser after he was found breaking windows and asking women to touch him in appropriately, police said.
Jeremy J. Miljour, 26, of Bonita Springs, attempted to run when approached by Lee County sheriff's deputies Saturday. When he ignored requested to stop, Deputy Daniel Hollywood shot Miljour with a Taser.
One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood.
Officers are taught to aim for the torso, but it was difficult for officers to aim because Miljour was moving, Chitwood said.
"The Taser is relatively accurate, but when someone is moving like that, it doesn't matter if you have a Taser, or a pistol. (Officers) can't aim," Chitwood said.
Miljour was taken to Lee Memorial HealthPark Medical Center, where he was treated before being taken to the Lee County jail. He is charged with indecent exposure, resisting an officer and criminal damage.
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Hats off to our men in blue!
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posted on
11/22/2005 7:11:28 AM PST
by
Millee
To: Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; teenyelliott; grellis; Maximus of Texas; ...
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posted on
11/22/2005 7:12:29 AM PST
by
Millee
("Life is just one damned thing after another" - Elbert Hubbard)
To: Millee
OUCH!!! day10 shudders violently at the thought of this....
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posted on
11/22/2005 7:13:45 AM PST
by
day10
(Wherever you come near the human race there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: Millee
In San Francisco they pay for that.
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posted on
11/22/2005 7:14:11 AM PST
by
Hugin
To: martin_fierro; Fierce Allegiance; Constitution Day
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posted on
11/22/2005 7:15:41 AM PST
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
To: Millee
To: Millee
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posted on
11/22/2005 7:16:33 AM PST
by
peacebaby
(I'm not overwhelmed! I'm just the right amount of whelmed.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
OUCH.
Nice shootin', though.
Comment #9 Removed by Moderator
To: Millee
One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. Ooooh.... I hate when that happens.
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posted on
11/22/2005 7:17:47 AM PST
by
thoughtomator
(Hindsight is 20/20, or in the case of Democrats, totally blind)
To: Millee
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posted on
11/22/2005 7:18:07 AM PST
by
Fintan
(One of these days I'll tell you what I really think.)
To: Millee
Sounds like this guy is a few bricks shy of a load...
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posted on
11/22/2005 7:18:15 AM PST
by
EX52D
To: Millee
touch him inappropriately Why you must always be careful for what you wish for.
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posted on
11/22/2005 7:18:55 AM PST
by
BushCountry
(They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong.)
To: thoughtomator
One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck. . . . Stuck On Stupid?
To: Millee
one of the women he was after was a real dick-taser
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posted on
11/22/2005 7:20:08 AM PST
by
InsureAmerica
(Evil? I have many words for it. We are as dust, to them. - v v putin)
To: Lazamataz
Don't ask me why I thought of you.
L
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posted on
11/22/2005 7:20:17 AM PST
by
Lurker
(Tagline under construction. Watch for falling quips.)
To: day10
He is charged. . . . You ain't kiddin'!
To: InsureAmerica; martin_fierro; mikrofon
To: Millee
One of the Taser prongs accidentally hit Miljour's genitals and got stuck, said Cpl. Matt Chitwood. 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Mr. Legs wants to know what's so funny, but I don't think I should tell him...
To: Millee
Ouch! The ZOT felt by every male on the planet.
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posted on
11/22/2005 7:23:47 AM PST
by
Doohickey
(If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice...I will choose freewill.)
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