[grey_whiskers]

Bush's fault.

(...think about it a bit.)

[grey_whiskers]

...sounds like a chronic wanker.

[Izzy Dunne]

Where's Maureen Dowd these days?

[neodad]

Kelvin said his nightmare began when he was 18

That's too bad. My nightmare with my ex-wife began when I was 23.

[Mr. Mojo]

.....would lure him into making love with her by appearing in different images.

Depending on the quality of the images, that could be a good thing...

[SteveMcKing]

“My employers fired me because I could not concentrate on my work,” Kevin said, adding that he had changed jobs at least 10 times.

I'm not totally believing that this story is real....

[King Prout]

this is sort-of a "Just Damn!" smorgasbord

[ElkGroveDan]

he felt very tired every night as the long-haired ghost would lure him into making love with her by appearing in different images. ...she appeared in my dream.

Happened to me all the time when I was 13-14.

[cripplecreek]

Yeah ooh oh one thing I miss is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Ah one thing no lie Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed she's gotta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on cold Ethyl freeze me baby that's cool that's nice
One thing it's true cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way ethyl don't have much to say
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here cold Ethyl what makes you so cold ooh so cold ooh ooh
Cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl
If I live 'til ninety seven you'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cuz you're cool you're ice cold Ethyl you're my paradise aah

[umgud]

Was the sex fullfilling? Was the ghost good looking? Did the ghost start nagging?

[cripplecreek]

No point in seeking the help of a large when a medium will do.

[King Prout]

somehow, some way, one a'y'all spoofed the reporter with a fractured fairy-tale... I just know it

[DeFault User]

Another Succubus story, huh?

[martin_fierro]

Sin Chew Daily reported that a group of people had set up a “lazy-man village” in a rural area in Guang Zhou where they could enjoy a relaxed lifestyle every day.
The group comprised those who did not want to face competition in work; had no interest in earning more money; and did not want to be hardworking.

Otherwise known as "France."

[Emmett McCarthy]

Ok, so the guy married a ghost 16 years ago. How many guys who married a live woman 16 years ago are still getting laid every night?

How can a guy tell if his wife's dead? Sex is about the same, but the dishes start pilin' up.

How can a woman tell if her husband's dead? Sex is about the same, but she gets the remote.

[Petey139]

Breaking my balls ncountylee, Whats a malasian Ghostphile have to do with Commies.