Posted on 11/18/2005 6:39:26 PM PST by ncountylee
MAN sought the help of a medium after he got tired of a female ghost who wanted to have sex with him every night for the last 16 years, China Press reported.
The 34-year-old man from Kuala Lumpur, known only as Kelvin, said he felt very tired every night as the long-haired ghost would lure him into making love with her by appearing in different images.
“I have been having bad luck since she appeared in my dream. I have not been able to get married although I have had five girlfriends.
“My employers fired me because I could not concentrate on my work,” Kevin said, adding that he had changed jobs at least 10 times.
Kelvin said his nightmare began when he was 18. He believed that the ghost had attached itself to him when he was at a research institute in Kepong.
When he sought help from a medium, Kelvin was told the ghost was that of a woman who committed suicide after a failed love 30 years ago.
A netherworld “wedding” ceremony was held and the medium burnt three paper dolls – representing the bridegroom, a driver and a maid, to accompany the ghost, the newspaper reported.
The medium also announced during the ceremony that the driver would receive a monthly salary of RM1,000 and the maid, RM800.
Sin Chew Daily reported that a group of people had set up a “lazy-man village” in a rural area in Guang Zhou where they could enjoy a relaxed lifestyle every day.
The group comprised those who did not want to face competition in work; had no interest in earning more money; and did not want to be hardworking.
The village, which now has nine families, came out with a set of rules on working together to farm and to rear livestock for food.
(...think about it a bit.)
...sounds like a chronic wanker.
Where's Maureen Dowd these days?
That's too bad. My nightmare with my ex-wife began when I was 23.
Depending on the quality of the images, that could be a good thing...
I'm not totally believing that this story is real....
this is sort-of a "Just Damn!" smorgasbord
Definitely not my fault.
Happened to me all the time when I was 13-14.
Yeah ooh oh one thing I miss is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love by the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Ah one thing no lie Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed she's gotta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on cold Ethyl freeze me baby that's cool that's nice
One thing it's true cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way ethyl don't have much to say
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here cold Ethyl what makes you so cold ooh so cold ooh ooh
Cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl
If I live 'til ninety seven you'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cuz you're cool you're ice cold Ethyl you're my paradise aah
You don't believe the guy sought out the help of a medium? Or you don't believe he's been having sex with a ghost?
Was the sex fullfilling? Was the ghost good looking? Did the ghost start nagging?
Strangely I have this vision trying to bounce a ping pong ball off the drapes.
No point in seeking the help of a large when a medium will do.
I must be a sad case: my first thought was "is she cute?" followed by "is she good in the sack?"
personally, I suspect this fellow has a -ah- Vivid imagination and a thickly calloused palm
somehow, some way, one a'y'all spoofed the reporter with a fractured fairy-tale... I just know it
I believe in ghosts as much as this man's existence!
LOL, quite possible he is wildly hallucinating.
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