Woman Drives Station Wagon Into Bookstore

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[Dashing Dasher]

Hungarian? It's a lovely name and the spelling seems right.


;-)

I dropped 7 letters off my last name about 20 years ago. My whole family discussed it since the day I was born - and when it came to finally do it - I was the only one who went for it.

So, my last name is different then the rest of my family.

Weird, huh!?

[rattrap]

Nothing would make winter more fun (and exciting) than a bunch of senior citizens on roller blades!

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

So, was the driver booked?

Never mind. Says here she was booked, printed and bound over for trial. Since the the jail is overcrowed, they picked up her temporary accommodations at a table of con-tents.



DUCK, DUCK, you GOOSE! Book 'er, Danno.

The woman must have hit a Bar before she hit the Barnes and Noble.

(EVERYBODY SING ALONG NOW): Put in a parking lot.

[Larry Lucido]

The bad news is that the car came to rest on top of an author who was signing copies of his number one bestseller, "How I Beat Murphy's Law."

[Chena]

Woman Drives Station Wagon Into Bookstore

Now THAT'S gonna leave a bookmark!

[Chena]

Did that woman have a Title to her car? If she had rammed into the poetry section of the bookstore we could have said this was "poetic justice", but I heard she came dang close to slamming into the "Food" section which would have been a recipe for disaster.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"the car came to rest on top of an author who was signing copies of his number one bestseller, "How I Beat Murphy's Law."

OH THE SUBA-RUMANITY!

[Chena]

The bad news is that the car came to rest on top of an author who was signing copies of his number one bestseller, "How I Beat Murphy's Law."

I have it on author-ity that this woman was working under hardcover. This incident may not have happened if she wasn't on her cell phone returning a page.

[Larry Lucido]

Hey, not bad! :-)

Asked what finally stopped the car's forward momentum, the head detective said, "It's a mystery."

[Chena]

Asked what finally stopped the car's forward momentum, the head detective said, "It's a mystery."

Aisle say that the detective also lifted his index finger and read her her writes, chapter and verse. ;)

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"this woman was working under hardcover"


Your information is incorrect. It was a remote control experimental vehicle driven by a...



(brace yourself)




because this is gonna hurt...




...go ahead, flinch already....




GHOST WRITERS IN THE SKY.



DUCKING and running....

[Chena]

Oh yea, that hurt....I flinched....and I've cataLOGGED you! ROFL!

[Chena]

That gal is now saying that they have arrested her on trunked up charges. I say, "book 'em, Dan-o".

[writer33]

We all know what would've happened if this had been an SUV. But now we have runaway station wagons.

[The Spirit Of Allegiance]

"I've cataLOGGED you!"


Catalogged, eh? You're quite the Card! But are you referring to felines or forestry? That which meows, or that which hath bark?

Or that which mooeth....

[Ciexyz]

Where can you go to get away from the world where you'll be safe? You can't even go to a bookstore cafe to relax in safety.

[Chena]

Try microfish. ;)

[Chena]

Where can you go to get away from the world where you'll be safe? You can't even go to a bookstore cafe to relax in safety.

Just stay away from the "nonfiction" section lest you get tired. ;)

[Chena]

The suspense is killing me and dinner is waiting. This will be my last word on this subject.

Apparently her bumper got hooked on phonics. I heard there was total science in the store and readers described her as an Amazon of a woman. Will this woman be sentenced, or will she just wordlessly walk away?

The police said the driver was not injured in the accident but one of her dogs is in a comma. The driver was heard to say that she hopes to write this wrong and she will pay her dues.

:) chena

[writer33]

Bad, Chena. Bad Chena.

:)