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Woman Drives Station Wagon Into Bookstore
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Posted on 11/14/2005 5:01:47 PM PST by day10

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To: Fierce Allegiance

Have fun with your girls :)


41 posted on 11/14/2005 6:08:29 PM PST by najida (OK, so I have a new obsession. Ain't life grand :))
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To: najida

Thanks. Time to run them up to bed. They are so cute when they are sleeping.


42 posted on 11/14/2005 6:11:26 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
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To: Dashing Dasher; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; PaulaB; EX52D; teenyelliott; peacebaby; ...

Just another reason why women shouldn't drive (unless they're going to the store to get their man a six-pack of beer)


43 posted on 11/14/2005 7:21:20 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: najida

Hey sweetie..

sorry..Dallas Monday Night Football

my house is NUTS!!!! ;)


44 posted on 11/14/2005 7:23:49 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: Maximus of Texas
The last time I drove, I accidentally ran over my husband repeatedly, killing him.

I told my new husband I would never drive again. Unless I am asked to go get his beer.

45 posted on 11/14/2005 7:24:29 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Fierce Allegiance
I know but a good

friend is always sympathetic

to your disabilities LOL
46 posted on 11/14/2005 7:24:44 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: teenyelliott

LOL...your a good woman


47 posted on 11/14/2005 7:25:58 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: Maximus of Texas

48 posted on 11/14/2005 7:26:09 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
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To: Dashing Dasher

I have seen many women drive automatics with one foot on the gas and the other on the brake. Clearly, this can cause a problem getting one foot confused with the other.

I have never seen a man drive this way. Same foot goes from gas to brake. Impossible to hit the wrong one, unless stoned.


49 posted on 11/14/2005 7:26:25 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Let's tear down the observatory so we never get hit by a meteor again!)
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To: HitmanNY; Dashing Dasher

I had an Audi back in the 80's. Best car I have ever owned.


50 posted on 11/14/2005 7:27:13 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: PaulaB

Thanks, now you are callingme disabled AND old? < smork>


51 posted on 11/14/2005 7:27:49 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
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To: Larry Lucido

Oh, good Lord. Very, very good.


52 posted on 11/14/2005 7:28:07 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Maximus of Texas
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53 posted on 11/14/2005 7:28:47 PM PST by PaulaB
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To: Fierce Allegiance
I knew a girl whose married name was Dick. I asked her why she didn't just keep her maiden name.

Her maiden name was Belcher.

54 posted on 11/14/2005 7:29:17 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: day10

"Duck told witnesses she'd just taken her dogs for a run and decided to stop by Barnes & Noble on her way home."

Linda! The operative word here is BY, not IN, Barnes & Noble.


55 posted on 11/14/2005 7:31:03 PM PST by righttackle44 (The most dangerous weapon in the world is a Marine with his rifle and the American people behind him)
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To: day10
If she had been driving a SWV (killer SUV: Sports Wayne Vehicle), the headline would have been "SUV Drives Into Bookstore."
56 posted on 11/14/2005 7:31:57 PM PST by decal (Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives; the Progs have never figured this out.)
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To: teenyelliott

I can just visualize the wedding announcement. Parents must have loved seeing DICK-BELCHER all over the papers society page.


57 posted on 11/14/2005 7:32:24 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
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To: PaulaB; Maximus of Texas
Well, see, the part I didn't write is that if this one thinks I'm gonna get his beer, I will have reason to "drive my car", if you know what I mean.

And then, tearfully move on.

58 posted on 11/14/2005 7:33:49 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: Fierce Allegiance

Exactly. They ended up divorcing, and she went back to plain ol Belcher.


59 posted on 11/14/2005 7:35:02 PM PST by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: teenyelliott

Poor girl couldn't take the Dick.


60 posted on 11/14/2005 7:37:26 PM PST by Fierce Allegiance (Want to be on my Civil Engineers ping list? Just say so!)
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