Posted on 11/14/2005 11:19:55 AM PST by COUNTrecount
Bush's Fault. Obviously a neocon conspiracy to outrage the modesty of Islamic women.
LOL...
Oh my! What's with the lollipop? He's just so disturbing.
I expected to see the by line say "The Onion". This is just too funny.
Soon to be recycled by Leno, Letterman, etc.
LOL!
It was the lack of urinals that threw up the red flag. The place was packed on a Saturday afternoon, but no one saw me go in or out, except my wife and the security cameras, I'm sure.
Crazy. It was like I was the Invisible Man. (no photos, please) I also skulked.
No, nothing strange about MJ.
Nothing at all.
http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
LOL, yes I would. On his first go-around with a molestation charge I said I thought he was guilty and some guy was outraged and demanded to know how I could know that. I've looked at him, is how I replied.
So, was he holding his nose while powdering it and what kind of adhesive does he use to keep it on?
Ewwwwwwwwww.... I don't even want to think about it.
This is the part of the whole Jackson thing that freaks out my teenage kids too - they think he's a pervert too.
I didn't think he had a nose to powder. He was probably gluing it to his face.
Well good it's not just me.
Between you and me (no other Freepers read this part) I've never told this story of abject stupidity on my part to anyone before.
This is a shocker!
If you've always wanted to meet Jesse Jackson, you have your golden ticket!
Turd
To make matters worse, I had two different classes in the same building. One, on Tuesdays and Thursdays on the 2nd Floor and another class on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays on the 3rd floor. Well, you see where this is headed....
On more than one occasion, while in a hurry, I came off the elevator on the wrong day and headed to the right door on the wrong day. On the most memorable of these occasions, I didn't realize my error until I was sitting in a stall contemplating my shoelaces. I heard the person in the stall next to me flush and looked over to see a cute little pair of suede shoes and socks with little Scottish Terriers stitched into them! A little muffled cough confirmed my fear.
Naturally, I sat.... and sat.... Oh my Lord! A two-flusher! She had a two-FLUSHER! It took her another 10 minutes to finish up and depart the bathroom. As soon as the door closed, I cooly got up, flushed and headed for the door. I took an extra glance around to make doubly sure. Sure enough, there were no urinals. I didn't even stop to wash my hands, I was out the door.
I calmly walked out the door and around the corner back to the elevator. I couldn't be seen on this floor again. Waiting at the elevator was a young lady. As I approached, she smiled and glanced down at my feet, turned a soft red color and chuckled to herself. I didn't want to, but I had to look down at her feet... Yep, sure enough, Scottish Terriers. On second thought, I'll take the stairs...
Update
http://www.daijiworld.com/news/news_disp.asp?n_id=16201&n_tit=Dubai%3A+Caught+in+Toilet+-+Arab+Women+go+Beserk+Against+Michael+Jackson
Daijiworld News Network
Dubai, Nov 15: UAE's sensational afternoon daily has carried out a banner headline this evening, 'Wacko Jacko!' by publishing the angry Arab Womens reaction to the 'Jackson's Ladies Toilet Story'
It was reported in some of the local dailies that Michael Jackson was caught inside the ladies toilet in a shopping Mall while doing his (?) Make -up!
Here is the version of 'Evening Post' dated November 14, 2005
Michael Jackson's alleged visit to a ladies wash room at the Ibn Batuuta Mall has evoked angry reactions from women here who, cutting across theirnationalities, want celebrated pope star to be meted out "appropriate punishment" if report was true "Michael Jackson might be a big name but it does not give him the right to go him the right to go into ladies washroom" said Rania Ali, an Emirati woman, commenting on reports that Jackson visited a ladies toilet before taking refuge in Magrudys bookshop when crowd gathered.
"When I read the news, I was shocked. Can you accept this kind of attitude from a celebrity? He should be asked for compensation" said Madiha Bint Muhammed another Emirati Women.
Mahasin Mansour, a Sudanese national working as a nurse in Dubai, said "I am surprised with Jackson's behaviour and I condemn it. He must go to the jail..not even to jail but to a place worse than that so that it would set an example."
"He is infamous around the world for his indecent acts. This act was considered a great insult to us as we are muslim women" added mahasin.
Wafa Othman, an Egyptian housewife, said this act is not only insult to muslim women but also to muslim men and Muslim countries. Police should take stern action. Otherwise in future women would be afraid of going to wasrooms."
Ahadiya Al Kahlawi, a Syrian national housewife, said "This man shows his immoral charecter to the world since he was pretending to be a woman. He should be punished severly as he misused Arab national dress."
Rita Thomas, Indian woman surprised that police shows prejudice as they did not arrest him for his immoral act.
The troubled superstar recently decided to set up home in Bahrain, apparently bedeviled by court cases and media glare in the United States during his child molestation trial. The 47-year-old flew to Bahrain shortly after being acquitted of the charges against him and spend time there as a guest if the crown prince Sheik Salman Ibn Hamed Khalefa
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