Michael Jackson Caught In Ladies Toilets

UKFlava.com ^ | Nov.14, 2005

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Michael Jackson has been caught in the ladies toilets - applying make-up.

The eccentric star triggered a security alert in a Dubai shopping mall when he was spotted powdering his nose in the communal loos.

Jacko, wearing a woman's Arabic headscarf, wandered into the wrong toilets, removed his disguise and started applying rouge to his cheeks.

A woman, standing at the next mirror, reportedly squealed in horror when she recognised the singer's famous face, before taking photos on her mobile phone.

Jackson, who has been living in Bahrain since being cleared of sex abuse charges, let out a screech in return, which saw his bodyguards rush to his side.

The horrified woman - a Tunisian teacher - then told a frightened-looking Jackson she was going to take the photos to police, according to UAE newspaper Khaleej Times.

Fellow shoppers then saw the mall's guards try to take the phone off the woman, before cops turned up to break-up the struggle.

Jackson was seen being led away to a blacked-out car as the police squad arrived.

Dubai police have confirmed they attended the bizarre incident at the capital's Battuta Mall over the weekend.

Dubai police chief Abdul Jalil Mehdi said he had demanded the woman hand over her phone so he could delete the photos.

Under local law it is forbidden to take unauthorised pictures to sell for profit.

No action is to be taken against Jackson. Mehdi added: "The situation is sorted out."

[Izzy Dunne]

squealed in horror when she recognised the singer's famous face

[SlowBoat407]

Who's Michael Jackson?

[GregoTX]

"Michael Jackson Caught In Ladies Toilets"

The ladies need to flush more if that if is comming up and call a plumber.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

didn't he have nation of islam bodyguards at some point in the whole sordid saga?

[VA_Gentleman]

Quick, someone post the picture of Michael "Mr. Jefferson" Jackson from the episode of South Park.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

anyone wanna bet $100..I say this is the first of many incidents involving michelle...err...michael jackson over there...any takers??

[smith288]

Jacko, wearing a woman's Arabic headscarf, wandered into the wrong toilets, removed his disguise and started applying rouge to his cheeks.

How has this guy not gotten stoned to death yet?

[Mr. Jeeves]

Well, what would have happened if Jacko had tried applying makeup in the men's room in an Islamic country? I mean, give the guy a break! ;)

[Thinkin' Gal]

Jackson was seen being led away to a blacked-out car as the police squad arrived.

Oxtered to the blacked-out car, or escorted unmolested?

[SouthernFreebird]

Powdering his nose my butt...he stopped to see if there was anything good in the little boys room. He picke the wrong room.

[Rebelbase]

I did that once after a long night at a bar. The ladies were kind enough to turn me around and shove me out the door.

[Republicus2001]

Bushfault

[nicmarlo]

in a Dubai shopping mall when he was spotted powdering his nose in the communal loos

: )

[theDentist]

Mehdi added: "The situation is sorted out."

I bet Mehdi actually said: "The situation is sordid."

[Loud Mime]

1. Why am I not surprised.

2. Why does this make sense?

[Solamente]

"Under local law it is forbidden to take unauthorised pictures to sell for profit."

Maybe she'll send 'em to Drudge for free! Bwaahaahaaaa!

[Rebelbase]

"The freak has never had to conform to any of society's norms before, why start now?"

He's gonna screw the pooch over there one time to many and find out that Islamic justice severs limbs and members.

[DeFault User]

Mehdi added: "The situation is sorted out."

Translation: "The proper payments have been made."

[b4its2late]

He must've seen that Southwest Airlines commecial and thought he could do the same thing as the woman did in the commercial. We must blame TV for his problems.

[dfwgator]

Where else can a poor black boy grow up to be a rich, white woman?