Posted on 11/14/2005 11:19:55 AM PST by COUNTrecount
Michael Jackson has been caught in the ladies toilets - applying make-up.
The eccentric star triggered a security alert in a Dubai shopping mall when he was spotted powdering his nose in the communal loos.
Jacko, wearing a woman's Arabic headscarf, wandered into the wrong toilets, removed his disguise and started applying rouge to his cheeks.
A woman, standing at the next mirror, reportedly squealed in horror when she recognised the singer's famous face, before taking photos on her mobile phone.
Jackson, who has been living in Bahrain since being cleared of sex abuse charges, let out a screech in return, which saw his bodyguards rush to his side.
The horrified woman - a Tunisian teacher - then told a frightened-looking Jackson she was going to take the photos to police, according to UAE newspaper Khaleej Times.
Fellow shoppers then saw the mall's guards try to take the phone off the woman, before cops turned up to break-up the struggle.
Jackson was seen being led away to a blacked-out car as the police squad arrived.
Dubai police have confirmed they attended the bizarre incident at the capital's Battuta Mall over the weekend.
Dubai police chief Abdul Jalil Mehdi said he had demanded the woman hand over her phone so he could delete the photos.
Under local law it is forbidden to take unauthorised pictures to sell for profit.
No action is to be taken against Jackson. Mehdi added: "The situation is sorted out."
I thought this was Scrappleface. It gets progressively harder to tell the real news from the satires.
LMAO !!!
Having graduated high school in 1988, I like him. I don't know about his perverted ways. Twice he has been cleared of any wrongdoing. No doubt he's weird, but i don't think he's a pedophile.
Quick, someone post the picture of Michael "Mr. Jefferson" Jackson from the episode of South Park.
Thats ignorant, just ignorant!!!!
I don't see what is so wrong here. Michael Jackson went into a ladies bathroom. Perfectly normal. Now if Michael Jackson were actually a male it would be just sick, freaky and wrong.
Yeah, but the "other" men look like men. They probably knew better than to go into a women's bathroom.
It appears that you may be correct.
And, at least once he paid $25 million in hush money.
They're gonna send him back to us, I just know it. :o(
Oh why did you have to post that? lol I'm legally blind in one eye now :)
Me thinks you missed your dose of JESUS JUICE....
Couldn't they stone him first?
OMG!
Last night
and the night before....
He must be a two-flusher.
If the catch him molesting young boys there will they cut his penis off or give him more perks than they've already done?
Mandrake: Yes.
Guano: I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. And I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Now, move!
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