Cat Advice

[Joe in Norfolk]

I was told this is a site with expertise on cats so I came here.

My wife did not take our cat to be fixed like I told her to do and the cat got pregnant.

She went over to under an old shed to have the kittens and nursed them there, too.

Now the kittens are a couple of months old and are starting to move around some, but they are very afraid of humans even though they see the mother around us. They run under the shed when anybody comes near them.

They are starting to get too old to nurse, so I don't know what they will do for food since they want come near anyone.

Does anybody know what we should do about those kittens?

[Constitution Day]

Does anybody know what we should do about those kittens?

I can't help you.
I am still trying to get rid of this one:

[SShultz460]

Death to all Felines

[brownsfan]

Sorry, but when it comes to cats, this is my solution:

[PAR35]

IB4TZ.

[BreitbartSentMe]

Also, you had better get them used to humans pretty quick, because you need to get them fixed long before you think you need to, cats growing up wild start making more kitties quicker than 'city' cats....

Don't make Bob Barker mad, get your pets spayed or neutered...

[Gaffer]

BAG.......RIVER........DROP.....PROBLEM SOLVED

[oldironsides]

Get a Have a Heart trap and catch those little suckers before they all reporoduce. Bring them to the SPCA and get that mother cat spayed ASAP. They will all need worming and shots. You do nobody a favor allowing a pet cat to
produce a wild litter. The longer you wait, the tougher it will be to catch them................

[Fierce Allegiance]

I got so damn chastised for posting that a while back. Some people just don't get it. No sense of humor. Now if it were a dog, that would be a different story.

[holymoly]

I was told this is a site with expertise on cats so I came here.

What DUmmie told you that?

[Larry Lucido]

Kitty ping.

[andyandval]

since they want come near anyone.

[Moonman62]

First, paint a bullseye on your shirt. Second, get a copy of "Ride of the Valkyries" and put it on your stereo. Direct the speakers so that the cats can here it. Third, sit down and wait patiently, it won't take long.

[reagan_fanatic]

Is your house near a cliff?

[caver]

Why would you come to this site to get advice on cats? There must be hundreds of sites that cover cats.

[drlevy88]

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[drlevy88]

[i_dont_chat]

Does anybody know what we should do about those kittens?

Boil them in oil.

[Para-Ord.45]

I gave my cat an enema

http://www.catenema.com/cat1.html

[Tijeras_Slim]

[rightwingreligiousfanatic]

Convert them to Christianity and send them to find Bin Laden!