To: peacebaby; Owl_Eagle; Sam's Army; Lazamataz; Darksheare; pissant; Dashing Dasher; najida; ...
Man buys a box of condoms. The pharmacist says that'll be $3.00 plus tax.
The man yells tacks, I thought they stayed on by themselves.
I guess they do not have the banana or cucumber condom classes in the Midwest.
21 posted on
11/10/2005 9:08:47 AM PST by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
tacks? naw, that hurts.
Super glue!
22 posted on
11/10/2005 9:11:35 AM PST by
peacebaby
(I'm not overwhelmed! I'm just the right amount of whelmed.)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
28 posted on
11/10/2005 9:31:26 AM PST by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Nope no bananas or cucumbers but they use what they have a lot of
Corn on the cob
66 posted on
11/11/2005 4:49:12 AM PST by
Rightly Biased
(Valor is a Gift.Those having it never know for sure whether they have it till the test comes)
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