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1 posted on 11/08/2005 5:20:30 AM PST by ksen
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"... that's just my duck eating my popcorn!"


2 posted on 11/08/2005 5:21:35 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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She stole a parrot from her bra?


3 posted on 11/08/2005 5:21:54 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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Woman Arrested For Stealing Rare Parrot In Her Bra

What was a parrot doing in her bra?

4 posted on 11/08/2005 5:22:15 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pining for the fjords?)
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To: Corin Stormhands; HairOfTheDog; RMDupree; Frumanchu; xzins; HarleyD; ItsOurTimeNow

"Is that a parrot in your bra or are you just happy to see me." - ping!


5 posted on 11/08/2005 5:22:33 AM PST by ksen ("For an omniscient and omnipotent God, there are no Plan B's" - Frumanchu)
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To: NYTexan

Life imitates scrappleface


6 posted on 11/08/2005 5:22:47 AM PST by saveliberty (I did not break the feed. I may have lost it, but I did not break the feed.)
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To: ksen

"Polly want a crack-ho"


8 posted on 11/08/2005 5:23:04 AM PST by add925 (The Left = Xenophobes in Denial)
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To: ksen

'E's pinin' for the cleavage!


9 posted on 11/08/2005 5:23:26 AM PST by SlowBoat407 (The best stuff happens just before the thread snaps.)
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"Honest, Your Honor, I didn't know it was a parrot. I thought it was a top secret National Security document, and I was retrieving it for Sandy Bergler. Honest. Sir."
10 posted on 11/08/2005 5:23:37 AM PST by TomGuy
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"The circumstances of the case are the most bizarre..."

"... the most brazzier"
11 posted on 11/08/2005 5:24:20 AM PST by YouPosting2Me
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To: ksen
Just noticed this post....also about a bird:

Terrorists: Swimming in Saudi Money--Drugs, money laundering, and illegal birds
 

13 posted on 11/08/2005 5:25:27 AM PST by TomGuy
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"That's just a Bird of Paradise eating my cupcakes!"


15 posted on 11/08/2005 5:28:02 AM PST by theDentist (The Dems have put all their eggs in one basket-case: Howard "Belltower" Dean.)
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He's not dead, he's resting.


16 posted on 11/08/2005 5:32:44 AM PST by shekkian
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Real flighty gal


22 posted on 11/08/2005 5:50:35 AM PST by apackof2 (There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman... neither works. Will Rogers)
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I'm trying to figure out how to fit one of those in a bra--and why anyone would be stupid enough to try.
23 posted on 11/08/2005 5:54:02 AM PST by elli1
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Surely she looked a little out of kilter with only one cup stuffed with a bird.

This is a funny incident alright, but it's no hooter.


31 posted on 11/08/2005 6:28:32 AM PST by F.J. Mitchell (America's Achilles Heel is the liberal democrats and the dung heels who mislead them.)
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To: ksen

Is that a Norwegian Blue?


33 posted on 11/08/2005 6:34:46 AM PST by VRWCmember (hard-core, politically angry, hyperconservative, and loaded with vitriol about everything liberal.)
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Everybody knows PARROTS don't belong in bras.

TITS do!

35 posted on 11/08/2005 6:45:46 AM PST by martin_fierro (Corrr blimey, what a bird!)
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WWCD?


(What Would Charo Do?)

38 posted on 11/08/2005 7:03:01 AM PST by VRWCmember (hard-core, politically angry, hyperconservative, and loaded with vitriol about everything liberal.)
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The Jailbird

39 posted on 11/08/2005 7:06:58 AM PST by martin_fierro (A bird in hand)
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Give the poor woman a break! She simply needed the bird to try a new all-natural nipple piercing technique.


45 posted on 11/08/2005 7:26:44 AM PST by FourPeas ("Never, for the sake of peace and quiet, deny your own experience or convictions." Dag Hammarskjold)
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