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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Hi, Alice!
What's the surgery schedule today?
6,581
posted on
12/13/2005 11:48:59 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Not much...
First semi-production run is finished. Give 'em a whirl and leave some feedback for us...
6,582
posted on
12/13/2005 11:51:24 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: NicknamedBob
The docs wheeled Primus into surgery around 9 am. Returned him to "recovery" a little before 10 am. We were home by 11:30 am.
I've been up since 5 am and it shows. Gack. The one time when a judicious application of war paint cosmetics would have been worth while and I was too darn tired to do it. Oh, well. How're you?
6,583
posted on
12/13/2005 11:52:43 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Dead Corpse
Tomorrow.
Balls are not a good idea when in the throes of sleep deprivation.
But....tomorrow! I shall dream of it.....
6,584
posted on
12/13/2005 11:54:45 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Thanks for the updates. I've worn a blister pacing my thumbs.
You can use the shift and arrow keys to highlight text for replacement also. Sometimes that gives better control.
I'll shortly be heading out for chores, but for now I'm enjoying the warmth.
6,585
posted on
12/13/2005 11:55:00 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Dead Corpse; Alice au Wonderland
Looks sorta like a little bicycle built for one.
6,586
posted on
12/13/2005 11:56:23 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
What is the secret to "shift and arrow key" technology?
Pacing your thumbs? You're not all thumbs, are you, NnB?
I'm supposed to handle a air-compressor nail gun in just a little while from now. Hope the hubby forgives stray staples.
6,587
posted on
12/13/2005 11:58:11 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Sorry about teh typo infection.
Coffee?
I made it myself...
6,588
posted on
12/13/2005 11:59:23 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Dead Corpse
I'm sorry about your loss, DC.
6,589
posted on
12/13/2005 12:02:16 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
I'm glad the procedure went well.
6,590
posted on
12/13/2005 12:03:23 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Darksheare
Just a new way to say twiddling. That sounds like such a waste of time.
Press the shift key near a letter, and then the arrow key. The letter or line in that direction should be highlighted. If you then press a replacement letter, it will replace the selected text.
No, I'm not all thumbs. I am occasionally adept.
I like being an adept.
Keep safety in mind regarding the staples. I have heard, in relentlessly unending detail from Darksheare about the perils of stapleguns in the wrong hands.
6,591
posted on
12/13/2005 12:06:46 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Darksheare
Oh yes, please.
Can that leather wearing nurse acquaintance of yours just rig me up with an iv and then have you hook up the iv to the coffee pot/cup?
Please. Pretty please. With a spider on top.
6,592
posted on
12/13/2005 12:09:27 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob; Alice au Wonderland
The staplegun warning only applies to dating.
I think.
I hope.
6,593
posted on
12/13/2005 12:09:46 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: tuliptree76
Thank you, Tulip.
Are you feeling improved today?
6,594
posted on
12/13/2005 12:10:00 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Reesa?
Sure, if I could find her.
6,595
posted on
12/13/2005 12:10:34 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
6,596
posted on
12/13/2005 12:11:30 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
(If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
To: NicknamedBob
I can't wait to try "shift and arrow key" technology when I'm lucid. I can't tell if I'm making an improvement or just replacing errors with different errors.
Considering that the staples in question are upholstery staples, I really ought to be awake for this enterprise.
6,597
posted on
12/13/2005 12:12:18 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darksheare
The hubby and I are working on this ottoman project together. Does that count as a date?
6,598
posted on
12/13/2005 12:12:52 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: tuliptree76
That's an improvement over "lousy".
6,599
posted on
12/13/2005 12:13:31 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Darksheare
6,600
posted on
12/13/2005 12:13:58 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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