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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/
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To: EsmeraldaA
Hiding out. LOL!! Whassup with you??
6,441
posted on
12/12/2005 9:29:21 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: EsmeraldaA
I WAS going to bed but I'm trying to settle myself back down again! LOL I should know better than to look at FReepmail before bed! LMAO!!!
6,442
posted on
12/12/2005 9:30:31 PM PST
by
StarCMC
(Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
To: Monkey Face
Geez...how would you like to wake up to THAT? 42(*) couldn't stand the thought of it either, apparently. I really think that was the cause of the whole thing. He just couldn't face it.
C'mon back, the Black Russians have dulled my violent tendencies.
6,443
posted on
12/12/2005 9:32:15 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: NicknamedBob
Don't make me sad, please...I'm up way past my bedtime...I wanted to see the results of Tookie's appeal. Even though I know AH-nold is behind the wheel.
My comments on said person are not exactly "family oriented."
6,444
posted on
12/12/2005 9:32:36 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darksheare
*whispers*
(Like the boiled bacon Pam Dawber served to David Ogden Steirs in "Better Off Dead?")
6,445
posted on
12/12/2005 9:34:06 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Alot like that.
Of course, the stuff resembled a green Horta from Star Trek.
6,446
posted on
12/12/2005 9:34:56 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: StarCMC
I WAS going to bed but I'm trying to settle myself back down again! That bad, huh? Well, I'm having some hot chocolate, the fixin's are in the cabinet above the coffee pot, next to Alice's coffee "additives", if you'd like some.
6,447
posted on
12/12/2005 9:35:35 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Monkey Face
Tookie lost his appeal to the Terminator. Whoulda' thunkit?
My connect was to the poem, implying that the Clintons will be starring in their own version of "Left Behind" come Judgement Day.
6,448
posted on
12/12/2005 9:36:07 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: timpad
I never left...I just "vacated the premises" for a bit...Nah...I just think ol' Shrinky Dinky didn't know how to handle "greatness." I think it was too much for him and his "wife" thought she wore the pants in the family. She's still too big for her britches.
6,449
posted on
12/12/2005 9:38:15 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darksheare
"...the stuff resembled a green Horta from Star Trek."
Yes, but not quite so ... friendly.
6,450
posted on
12/12/2005 9:39:58 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Hey, it succumbed to my plastic fork and spoon weaponry eventually.
;-)
6,451
posted on
12/12/2005 9:40:51 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: NicknamedBob
"...My connect was to the poem, implying that the Clintons will be starring in their own version of "Left Behind" come Judgement Day."
Now THAT is a day I can wait for! I suspect it will be nothing like they expected...
6,452
posted on
12/12/2005 9:42:01 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darksheare
Hey, it succumbed to my plastic fork and spoon weaponry eventually. You must've been pretty persistent. After it took a couple of rounds from my M3 Greaser, I moved on to the "cake."
6,453
posted on
12/12/2005 9:43:35 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: timpad
The Jello was first bayonetted.
THEN it was stuck with a fork, and sawed at with that razor sharp spoon edge.
Once you bust throughthe armor, it is remarkably weak.
What freaked me out were the nasty exploding sausages.
6,454
posted on
12/12/2005 9:45:27 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: Darksheare
"...What freaked me out were the nasty exploding sausages."
Silly! That's why the Brits call them "bangers!"
6,455
posted on
12/12/2005 9:48:07 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darksheare
"... the stuff resembled a green Horta from Star Trek." I think I may know how to make that stuff. Maybe I can forget it.
In Memoriam, Janos Prohaska, who played the Horta, was one of the first to leave the Star Trek Pantheon. He died shortly after that "groundbreaking" role.
6,456
posted on
12/12/2005 9:49:19 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: Monkey Face
They were supposedly breakfast sausage.
Instead, they sploded and tossed their insides everywhere.
6,457
posted on
12/12/2005 9:49:29 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
To: StarCMC
Excellent late at night, it's been known to bring restful sleep to many a troubled Wizard...
A bit of work, but MAN!
6,458
posted on
12/12/2005 9:49:34 PM PST
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Darksheare; timpad; NicknamedBob; All
And with that. I'm outta here. And tomorrow is another day, in spite of what it looks like tonight!
Take care!
6,459
posted on
12/12/2005 9:50:25 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob
Egads.
The process is that horrible?
6,460
posted on
12/12/2005 9:51:39 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Bonafide Henchman.)
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