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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: King Prout

No doubt she is a cannibal. How did that Foster guy die? (I think that's his name...Whitewater...)


6,401 posted on 12/12/2005 8:59:25 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob

huh? oh

HAHAHAHAHAHA!


6,402 posted on 12/12/2005 8:59:40 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; NicknamedBob

As long as it doesn't taste like 'lime' Mr. Pib, I'll be okay.


6,403 posted on 12/12/2005 9:00:16 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Monkey Face

Yep: Vince Foster.

his name has become a verb: "Careful, or she'll Foster you out!"


6,404 posted on 12/12/2005 9:00:42 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

*looks thru antidote spells, just in case*


6,405 posted on 12/12/2005 9:01:04 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Darksheare

Gee, at least it should be carbonated.


6,406 posted on 12/12/2005 9:02:17 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: All; yall; FRiends

turning in. hoping the Corn has had/will have the desired effect...


6,407 posted on 12/12/2005 9:02:35 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: timpad

I am unaware of any antidotes for 'lime' Mr. Pib at this time.


6,408 posted on 12/12/2005 9:03:02 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Quite carbonated, worse than Lake Nyos.


6,409 posted on 12/12/2005 9:03:24 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout

I'm so glad I believe in punishment beyond the grave. Otherwise, I'd never be able to deal with what the Clintons did and tried to do to this country.

(GAH! Don't let me GO there!!! ARRRRGGGHHH!)


6,410 posted on 12/12/2005 9:05:52 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare

No danger to us. We'll have atmosphere suits.

What I like about parking in a crater, is that it will look as though it has always been there. Should make a cool graphic.


6,411 posted on 12/12/2005 9:06:31 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Darksheare

"As long as it doesn't taste like 'lime' Mr. Pib, I'll be okay."

Ugh. You mean carbonated prune juice has gone beyond the mundane????

*winces* Spare me!


6,412 posted on 12/12/2005 9:08:16 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare

Yeouch!!


6,413 posted on 12/12/2005 9:08:33 PM PST by StarCMC (Old Sarge is my hero...doing it right in Iraq! Vaya con Dios, Sarge.)
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To: NicknamedBob

That will be cool.


6,414 posted on 12/12/2005 9:09:04 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Monkey Face
Otherwise, I'd never be able to deal with what the Clintons did and tried to do to this country.

Oh, you're gonna LOVE Episode II then...Hillary - Revenge of the Bith

6,415 posted on 12/12/2005 9:09:15 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Monkey Face

Easy, 'Face. You gotta keep your psychological "Distance."


6,416 posted on 12/12/2005 9:09:23 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Monkey Face

There was a pretty credible 'cola' Mr. Pib, but I'd only found that at Fort Sill.


6,417 posted on 12/12/2005 9:09:42 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

Thanks.


6,418 posted on 12/12/2005 9:09:47 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: King Prout

'night, KP


6,419 posted on 12/12/2005 9:10:06 PM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: StarCMC

He looked like he'd been struck by lightning and glued in place.

And he asks me what happened.
It was hard to keep a straight face while relating what happened.


6,420 posted on 12/12/2005 9:10:33 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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