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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: Irish_Thatcherite

It tried to jump from the web, but the spider was holding on.
And you heard the fangs sticking the grasshopper.


6,141 posted on 12/12/2005 3:36:17 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: tuliptree76

Good. Did you ever notice how you relax better in a tidy room?


6,142 posted on 12/12/2005 3:37:08 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare

Quite a show!!


6,143 posted on 12/12/2005 3:38:18 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I don't know if I relax better, but I do tend to work better.


6,144 posted on 12/12/2005 3:39:06 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: tuliptree76

You are a workaholic!!


6,145 posted on 12/12/2005 3:41:42 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I can't help it!


6,146 posted on 12/12/2005 3:43:14 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: tuliptree76

Awwww.


6,147 posted on 12/12/2005 3:47:03 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

It's okay.

I don't think there's a cure for it.


6,148 posted on 12/12/2005 3:52:49 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: Darksheare

Ew!


6,149 posted on 12/12/2005 3:53:36 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: tuliptree76
Abstinence from work?
6,150 posted on 12/12/2005 3:57:09 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

What? I have to abstain from working? I don't think I could handle that.


6,151 posted on 12/12/2005 3:58:25 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

That's OK, Irish...it's American humor...


6,152 posted on 12/12/2005 4:01:57 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face; Darksheare

I'm going to go get dinner. I'll be back later.


6,153 posted on 12/12/2005 4:03:15 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: tuliptree76

Dang.


6,154 posted on 12/12/2005 4:10:19 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

Seeya tulip!!


6,155 posted on 12/12/2005 4:10:47 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face

I am none the wiser...


6,156 posted on 12/12/2005 4:11:55 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

That it was.
Spider won hands down.


6,157 posted on 12/12/2005 4:15:58 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darksheare

I'd love to see:

Spider vs. Wasp.


6,158 posted on 12/12/2005 4:17:01 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: tuliptree76

The better one was spider vs mosquito.
I stunned the mosquito as it was trying to chew on me, and I dropped it into the web.
The spider grabbed the mosquito, and dragged it down the funnel.


6,159 posted on 12/12/2005 4:17:04 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

That we didn't try as we didn't want to hurt our spider.


6,160 posted on 12/12/2005 4:17:27 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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