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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

If you have a sense of humor, and can poke fun at yourself:

http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/fear4republic/


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To: stephenjohnbanker

Ohdang...that was with "Margaret," wasn't it?

"Are ya THERE, Margaret?"


6,081 posted on 12/12/2005 2:29:13 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: stephenjohnbanker
"What was the one where he kept making obscene telephone calls?"

Dunno, have a look.

6,082 posted on 12/12/2005 2:31:27 PM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Monkey Face

My pinky finger is a size 11... My wedding band is a 13.


6,083 posted on 12/12/2005 2:33:26 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Darkchylde
I think my imagination was running away with me.

Your imagination musn't be wearing stilettos!

6,084 posted on 12/12/2005 2:36:29 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

It's very quiet!!


6,085 posted on 12/12/2005 2:39:00 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Dead Corpse

Yah...I was married to a "size 13" once. His hat size was 3.

(But I'm encouraged by your "size"...my ring size is 6...my shoe size is 7-1/2.) And I'm 5'9" tall....I'm sure my ring and shoe sizes would be larger, but my feet (especially) and my hands suffered from frostbite when I was a kid. :o]


6,086 posted on 12/12/2005 2:40:48 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite
*Whispering*

I know.
Isn't that what you wanted? ;-)
6,087 posted on 12/12/2005 2:41:14 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Yah! I remember that!....(I think!)


6,088 posted on 12/12/2005 2:41:18 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I had a look at your son-in-law's website - very impressive!!


6,089 posted on 12/12/2005 2:41:43 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Not really, quiet = boredom.


6,090 posted on 12/12/2005 2:42:58 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

No codeword activation?

Drats.
I was thinking the old Abbott and Costello skit would be perfect.
"Slowly I turned, inch by inch, step by step until MWUH-HAH-HAH-HAH-HA-HAAAAAAHhaaaaa!"


6,091 posted on 12/12/2005 2:43:06 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Hmmm, combat boots maybe? All I
know is my imagination seems warped.


6,092 posted on 12/12/2005 2:44:17 PM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: NicknamedBob

Thanks, Bob! One sticks in my mind...OK...several...Erik The Awful and the Mississippi Squirrel Revival, plus The Streak and a lot more. The man is VERY talented!


6,093 posted on 12/12/2005 2:46:26 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

And they're spreading at an ever increasing rate.


6,094 posted on 12/12/2005 2:47:06 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Thanks! I'll be sure to tell him that he's famous half-way around the world...;o]


6,095 posted on 12/12/2005 2:47:44 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I'm okay. And I'm back for a little bit.


6,096 posted on 12/12/2005 2:49:00 PM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your advice, I would have asked for it.)
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To: Darkchylde
"Hmmm, combat boots maybe? All I know is my imagination seems warped."

You ARE related to Darksheare, right....?

6,097 posted on 12/12/2005 2:49:32 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darkchylde

*Imagining your imagination in cowboy boots...*

YEE HAW!!!


6,098 posted on 12/12/2005 2:51:48 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darkchylde

Ooops, you said combat boots.


6,099 posted on 12/12/2005 2:52:46 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

G'Night all... See ya tomorrow...


6,100 posted on 12/12/2005 2:52:55 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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